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Thread: Mike Wallace says going to Miami wasn’t about the money

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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieBoy View Post


    I'm thinking it's haiku time for Mike Wallace on the board. Right now, I got nothing.
    you really expect
    us to believe that it's not
    about the money?
    Steel Maniac's Time-Based Prediction: Lamar Jackson will be a bust and total flop in the NFL.

    What Actually Happened: Lamar Jackson became the youngest two-time NFL MVP winner ever.

    Gloat gloat gloat


    Boom........

    Hahahahahahaha

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    Wally on South Beach
    Hitting on some fly hunnies
    To prove he aint gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    Wally on South Beach
    Hitting on some fly hunnies
    To prove he aint gay
    Mike Wallace is gay
    only hits on fly hunnies
    so you think he's not
    Steel Maniac's Time-Based Prediction: Lamar Jackson will be a bust and total flop in the NFL.

    What Actually Happened: Lamar Jackson became the youngest two-time NFL MVP winner ever.

    Gloat gloat gloat


    Boom........

    Hahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawaiiansteel View Post
    Mike Wallace is gay
    only hits on fly hunnies
    so you think he's not
    Fly hunnies always
    Have Gay BFFs, Mike wants
    To Sneak in Back Door

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    Mike Wallace IS dumb, Wants to win a Super Bowl, Now hes a Dolphin.
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    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women.

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    The elusive double-haiku...

    It's all about the
    Benjamins baby, but Mike
    prefers to have the

    Franklin type over
    the Roethlisberger type so
    no more Super Bowls
    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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    If you think the double haiku gimmick is cheating, then I could just go with this instead:

    It's all about the
    Benjamins baby (Franklins,
    not Roethlisbergers).
    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher View Post
    If you think the double haiku gimmick is cheating, then I could just go with this instead:

    It's all about the
    Benjamins baby (Franklins,
    not Roethlisbergers).
    All about the Benz
    Franklins buy them, but Big Ben
    Just buys SuperBowls.

    I liked the double. Heck give me a triple next time

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