How about we give Haley more than one year before we want to burn him at the stake.
Originally Posted by SlappyOriginally Posted by DeVille
For example, if the team came out and ran the ball up the middle on every single down, just to keep Ben healthy, that would be a problem right? They'd probably go close to 0-16 and we'd all be ticked off.
Obviously running every play is extreme, but, you get the point. I'm asking what's the hang up on 16 healthy games (from Ben) in an average offense? I'd rather have 14 healthy games (from Ben) in an explosive offense. During 2 of the 3 seasons they've gone to the Super Bowl during Ben's tenure, he played only 12 games (for various reasons - lol)...
It's not a requirement to have perfect attendance during the regular season to do well in the postseason.
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
And what do you burn apart from offensive coordinators?
More offensive coordinators!
So, why do offensive coordinators burn?
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
Good! Heh heh.
Oh, yeah. Oh.
So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of him.
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
Does wood sink in water?
No, it floats! It floats!
Throw him into the pond!
The pond! Throw him into the pond!
What also floats in water?
Uh, very small rocks!
Uh, gra-- gravy!
Uh, churches! Churches!
Exactly. So, logically...
If... he... weighs... the same as a duck,... he's made of wood.
An offensive coordinator!
1. WR Mike Evans, Texas A&M
2. TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins, Washington
3c. ILB Shayne Skov, Stanford
4. OT James Hurst, North Carolina
5. CB Philip Gaines, Rice
5c. RB Jerick McKinnon, Georgia Southern
6. DE Deandre Coleman, California
7. CB Walt Aikens, Liberty