We need another
Thread about Tyler Eifert.
Or ninety more threads.

Spinal stenosis
And poor forty time means we
Can draft Jarvis Jones?

Star Lotulelei
Couldn't work out at combine
But heart's okay now.

Jets get 13th pick
For Darrelle Revis, but he
Gets no guarantees.

Tavon Austin might
Go top ten, but he'd still be
Small on high school teams.

Honey Badger is
Just Tyrann now, but he's still
Just a mid-round pick.

Barkevious is
KeKe and Ezekiel
Is Ziggy. Dumb Names.

A Rambo jersey
Would be cool but we don't want
More off-field problems.

Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
Going catfishing.

We get an extra
Sixth round comp pick for a guy
Who's on our roster.