Draft Haikus (Colbert needs to make sure player names have the right # of syllables)

[RuthlessBurgher]

We need another
Thread about Tyler Eifert.
Or ninety more threads.

Spinal stenosis
And poor forty time means we
Can draft Jarvis Jones?

Star Lotulelei
Couldn't work out at combine
But heart's okay now.

Jets get 13th pick
For Darrelle Revis, but he
Gets no guarantees.

Tavon Austin might
Go top ten, but he'd still be
Small on high school teams.

Honey Badger is
Just Tyrann now, but he's still
Just a mid-round pick.

Barkevious is
KeKe and Ezekiel
Is Ziggy. Dumb Names.

A Rambo jersey
Would be cool but we don't want
More off-field problems.

Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
Going catfishing.

We get an extra
Sixth round comp pick for a guy
Who's on our roster.

[flippy]

We get an extra
Sixth round comp pick for a guy
Who's on our roster.

This would be a great
Haiku, but the problem is
It's a little Gay.

[hawaiiansteel]

Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
Going catfishing.

Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
Internet dating.

[flippy]

Another Haiku
About Eifert is in store
Draft this boy up sir

[flippy]

Roethlisberger
Could barely fit that one in
Roethlisberger

[MeetJoeGreene]

trade down in first round
get an extra mid round pick
lots of holes to fill

[MeetJoeGreene]

please no lattimore
or others with injuries
including mauti.

[MeetJoeGreene]

Roethlisberger
Could barely fit that one in
Roethlisberger

flip cant count to five
roethlisberger only four
major haiku fAil

[hawaiiansteel]

Another Haiku
About Eifert is in store
Draft this boy up sir

Eifert in Round One
Guaranteed Super Bowl win
Go Tyler Eifert!

[flippy]

flip cant count to five
roethlisberger only four
major haiku fAil

Now we got ku cops
I can't spell, ku, or type well
I'm in big trouble

You prefer teikei
But I did jiyuritsu
Get outside the box

Be careful with yours
Long vowels count as 2 morae
Follow Japan rules