Draft Haikus (Colbert needs to make sure player names have the right # of syllables)
We need another
Thread about Tyler Eifert.
Or ninety more threads.
And poor forty time means we
Can draft Jarvis Jones?
Couldn't work out at combine
But heart's okay now.
Jets get 13th pick
For Darrelle Revis, but he
Gets no guarantees.
Tavon Austin might
Go top ten, but he'd still be
Small on high school teams.
Honey Badger is
Just Tyrann now, but he's still
Just a mid-round pick.
KeKe and Ezekiel
Is Ziggy. Dumb Names.
A Rambo jersey
Would be cool but we don't want
More off-field problems.
Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
We get an extra
Sixth round comp pick for a guy
Who's on our roster.
1. CB Sidney Jones, Washington 6'0" 181
2. FS Budda Baker, Washington 5'10" 192
3. OLB Tyus Bowser, Houston 6'2" 244
4. ILB Connor Harris, Lindenwood 5'11 241
5. RB James Conner, Pittsburgh 6'2" 240
5c. TE Jeremy Sprinkle, Arkansas 6'5" 256
6. QB Chad Kelly, Mississippi 6'2" 224
7. WR Demore'ea Stringfellow, Mississippi 6'2" 212
7c. DE Collin Bevins, Northwest Missouri State 6'5" 286
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