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    Draft Haikus (Colbert needs to make sure player names have the right # of syllables)

    We need another
    Thread about Tyler Eifert.
    Or ninety more threads.

    Spinal stenosis
    And poor forty time means we
    Can draft Jarvis Jones?

    Star Lotulelei
    Couldn't work out at combine
    But heart's okay now.

    Jets get 13th pick
    For Darrelle Revis, but he
    Gets no guarantees.

    Tavon Austin might
    Go top ten, but he'd still be
    Small on high school teams.

    Honey Badger is
    Just Tyrann now, but he's still
    Just a mid-round pick.

    Barkevious is
    KeKe and Ezekiel
    Is Ziggy. Dumb Names.

    A Rambo jersey
    Would be cool but we don't want
    More off-field problems.

    Manti Te'o won't
    be in New York for the Draft.
    Going catfishing.

    We get an extra
    Sixth round comp pick for a guy
    Who's on our roster.


    If Roquan Smith falls to late teens, trade 1.28 & 2.60 to SEA for 1.18 & 4.120:

    1.18 LB Roquan Smith
    3.92 FS Jessie Bates
    4.120 RB Royce Freeman
    5.148 DT Ken Norton
    5.165 TE Chris Herndon
    7.220 WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling
    7.246 OT Brett Toth

    If not:

    1.28 LB Leighton Vander Esch
    2.60 C/G Billy Price
    3.92 FS Jessie Bates
    5.148 DT Ken Norton
    5.165 TE Chris Herndon
    7.220 RB Ito Smith
    7.246 WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher View Post
    We get an extra
    Sixth round comp pick for a guy
    Who's on our roster.
    This would be a great
    Haiku, but the problem is
    It's a little Gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher View Post
    Manti Te'o won't
    be in New York for the Draft.
    Going catfishing.
    Manti Te'o won't
    be in New York for the Draft.
    Internet dating.

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    Another Haiku
    About Eifert is in store
    Draft this boy up sir

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    please no lattimore
    or others with injuries
    including mauti.
    Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
    http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
    another AA/AS original.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    Another Haiku
    About Eifert is in store
    Draft this boy up sir
    Eifert in Round One
    Guaranteed Super Bowl win
    Go Tyler Eifert!

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    Roethlisberger
    Could barely fit that one in
    Roethlisberger

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    Roethlisberger
    Could barely fit that one in
    Roethlisberger
    flip cant count to five
    roethlisberger only four
    major haiku fAil
    Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA Level C
    http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/d...itty29/mjg.jpg
    another AA/AS original.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeetJoeGreene View Post
    flip cant count to five
    roethlisberger only four
    major haiku fAil
    Now we got ku cops
    I can't spell, ku, or type well
    I'm in big trouble

    You prefer teikei
    But I did jiyuritsu
    Get outside the box

    Be careful with yours
    Long vowels count as 2 morae
    Follow Japan rules

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeetJoeGreene View Post
    flip cant count to five
    roethlisberger only four
    major haiku fAil
    Ben Roethlisberger
    Could barely fit that one in
    Ben Roethlisberger


    If Roquan Smith falls to late teens, trade 1.28 & 2.60 to SEA for 1.18 & 4.120:

    1.18 LB Roquan Smith
    3.92 FS Jessie Bates
    4.120 RB Royce Freeman
    5.148 DT Ken Norton
    5.165 TE Chris Herndon
    7.220 WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling
    7.246 OT Brett Toth

    If not:

    1.28 LB Leighton Vander Esch
    2.60 C/G Billy Price
    3.92 FS Jessie Bates
    5.148 DT Ken Norton
    5.165 TE Chris Herndon
    7.220 RB Ito Smith
    7.246 WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling

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