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    The Most Ridiculous Offseason You Can Imagine?

    What's the craziest thing that could happen this offseason? Sometimes I read things on here that are interesting. Other times they seem nuts.

    I enjoy wearing a tinfoil hat from time to time. So here goes:

    Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.

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    That would be pretty crazy!

    I'm curious what/who we'd get in a trade for Ben? I'm also curious who we get to play QB. Draft Matt Barkley? Get Kolb from AZ as part of the deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    What's the craziest thing that could happen this offseason? Sometimes I read things on here that are interesting. Other times they seem nuts.

    I enjoy wearing a tinfoil hat from time to time. So here goes:

    Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.
    This is funny because I actually had a dream something similar to this.

    Cleveland (ex-Steeler minority owner Jimmy Haslim), hires Bill Cowher to be head coach, he then hires Ken Wisenhunt to be his offensive coordinator, they sign Mike Wallace to a free agent contract, and then Ben demands a trade. Wants to be closer to his hometown and re-united with Cowher and Wisenhunt. Cleveland trades us their first this year (#6 overall), their third this year (#6, and their first next year and second next year, for Ben.

    As a result in return the Steelers end up with the following players...

    Chance Warmack (#6 2013)
    Barkevious Mingo (#17 2013)
    Eddie Lacy (#48 2013)


    Jadaveon Clowney DE (2014)
    A.J. McCarron QB (2014)


    And the Steelers get back to power football and dominating defense. Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.


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    1--Justin Gilbert CB Oklahoma State
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee Dub View Post
    Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.
    That would be amazing!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djfan View Post
    That would be amazing!!!
    But its only a dream

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee Dub View Post
    Oh...and lloydroid is happy...for once.
    you had me believing everything until I read this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    What's the craziest thing that could happen this offseason? Sometimes I read things on here that are interesting. Other times they seem nuts.

    I enjoy wearing a tinfoil hat from time to time. So here goes:

    Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.
    Well...what's funny is.... The one who sounds like smash from the board not spoken of, actually predicts that the Steelers will trade Ben to another team...potentially an Arians-lead Browns team.

    That would truly be nuts. My head would explode and the end of days would be near.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    Haley takes the job at AZ and Ben follows him demanding a trade. He finally gets his big WR in Fitz. And they go from crummy to the best team in the league in 1 season.
    Of course, the therapy needed for AZ fans would be amusing too. They would have to go from hating the guy that killed them in the playoffs to their franchise QB.

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    We trade up and draft a punter in the 4th round.
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