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    I was thinking "Victimian" after that game.

    I thought the description of Keisel's new tackling technique was brilliant humor.
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    While reading this at work today I couldnt stop cracking up.
    Inside I was crying, but outside I was laughing.

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    Sorry...didn't think it was funny at all. Thought that guy came off as an annoying whiny pre-pubescent punk more than anything. Can't imagine watching a game with someone like that.

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    Socrates Mendenhall........

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    Haley's a clown, nothing more than an unqualified, hen-pecked, submissive, Rooney ass-kissing puppet.

    His play-calling and logic make Arians look like Einstein. Fade patterns to Mike Wallace and 30 yard bombs to fullbacks with Byron Leftwich? Red zone running back screens with backup running backs? Are you kidding me?

    Don't blame OL injuries either. Arians dealt with them too. And his run game wasn't nearly this bad. Nor this predictable.

    Hey diddle diddle, another Steelers running back up the middle!

    This can't continue. In 2013 it's either Haley or Ben who has to go.

    You can't waste Ben's talent in this offense anymore. You can't take the premier deep thrower in the NFL and turn him into Trent freaking Dilfer at a $20 million cap hit (or an extension) the next 3 seasons. You can't shortchange his talent, nor the offense with this square peg round hole garbage. You either use Ben, build around Ben, appreciate Ben.

    If Art won't? Do him a favor and send him on his way to a team that will.

    All this for what? LeBeau's outdated scheme still does not create turnovers, not get enough sacks, and not make enough big plays, and blows six 4th quarter leads in 14 games anyway.

    Their ranking means squat. The offense keeping them off the field inflates their ranking. People can't deny this anymore.

    Arians isn't here, the same problems on defense remain and Yinzers can't blame him anymore.

    So now what? When do LeBeau's problems become LeBeau's responsibility?

    Art II should be ashamed of himself. He wanted this crap, he made his bed, now he can lie in it.

    But don't mind me, I'm not here to crash the party.

    Better get those tee times ready, unless Haley/Rooney get their heads out of each others asses real quick, that's where they will be 2 weeks from now.

    PS....I seem to remember someone here saying Pouncey would play well at guard. Funny, the last game we won? Was the last game he didn't start at center for this team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FOOOOOOORE! View Post
    Haley's a clown, nothing more than an unqualified, hen-pecked, submissive, Rooney ass-kissing puppet.

    His play-calling and logic make Arians look like Einstein. Fade patterns to Mike Wallace and 30 yard bombs to fullbacks with Byron Leftwich? Red zone running back screens with backup running backs? Are you kidding me?

    Don't blame OL injuries either. Arians dealt with them too. And his run game wasn't nearly this bad. Nor this predictable.

    Hey diddle diddle, another Steelers running back up the middle!

    This can't continue. In 2013 it's either Haley or Ben who has to go.

    You can't waste Ben's talent in this offense anymore. You can't take the premier deep thrower in the NFL and turn him into Trent freaking Dilfer at a $20 million cap hit (or an extension) the next 3 seasons. You can't shortchange his talent, nor the offense with this square peg round hole garbage. You either use Ben, build around Ben, appreciate Ben.

    If Art won't? Do him a favor and send him on his way to a team that will.

    All this for what? LeBeau's outdated scheme still does not create turnovers, not get enough sacks, and not make enough big plays, and blows six 4th quarter leads in 14 games anyway.

    Their ranking means squat. The offense keeping them off the field inflates their ranking. People can't deny this anymore.

    Arians isn't here, the same problems on defense remain and Yinzers can't blame him anymore.

    So now what? When do LeBeau's problems become LeBeau's responsibility?

    Art II should be ashamed of himself. He wanted this crap, he made his bed, now he can lie in it.

    But don't mind me, I'm not here to crash the party.

    Better get those tee times ready, unless Haley/Rooney get their heads out of each others asses real quick, that's where they will be 2 weeks from now.

    PS....I seem to remember someone here saying Pouncey would play well at guard. Funny, the last game we won? Was the last game he didn't start at center for this team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FOOOOOOORE! View Post
    But don't mind me, I'm not here to crash the party.
    Real subtle. Up until this point, none of us had any idea who this was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FOOOOOOORE! View Post
    Haley's a clown, nothing more than an unqualified, hen-pecked, submissive, Rooney ass-kissing puppet.

    His play-calling and logic make Arians look like Einstein. Fade patterns to Mike Wallace and 30 yard bombs to fullbacks with Byron Leftwich? Red zone running back screens with backup running backs? Are you kidding me?

    Don't blame OL injuries either. Arians dealt with them too. And his run game wasn't nearly this bad. Nor this predictable.

    Hey diddle diddle, another Steelers running back up the middle!

    This can't continue. In 2013 it's either Haley or Ben who has to go.

    You can't waste Ben's talent in this offense anymore. You can't take the premier deep thrower in the NFL and turn him into Trent freaking Dilfer at a $20 million cap hit (or an extension) the next 3 seasons. You can't shortchange his talent, nor the offense with this square peg round hole garbage. You either use Ben, build around Ben, appreciate Ben.

    If Art won't? Do him a favor and send him on his way to a team that will.

    All this for what? LeBeau's outdated scheme still does not create turnovers, not get enough sacks, and not make enough big plays, and blows six 4th quarter leads in 14 games anyway.

    Their ranking means squat. The offense keeping them off the field inflates their ranking. People can't deny this anymore.

    Arians isn't here, the same problems on defense remain and Yinzers can't blame him anymore.

    So now what? When do LeBeau's problems become LeBeau's responsibility?

    Art II should be ashamed of himself. He wanted this crap, he made his bed, now he can lie in it.

    But don't mind me, I'm not here to crash the party.

    Better get those tee times ready, unless Haley/Rooney get their heads out of each others asses real quick, that's where they will be 2 weeks from now.

    PS....I seem to remember someone here saying Pouncey would play well at guard. Funny, the last game we won? Was the last game he didn't start at center for this team.
    Merry Christmas Crash!

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