So Troy is limping again.....

[flippy]

Um, can someone point me to the football forum?

BTW, as for Troy, I heard it was a sprained labia that they've been hiding from the media...

I've heard labiaplasty is becoming a more common procedure these days. Allegedly the doctors with the most experience are at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore and the Cleveland Clinic. Coincidence? You decide.

[NC Steeler Fan]

I've heard labiaplasty is becoming a more common procedure these days. Allegedly the doctors with the most experience are at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore and the Cleveland Clinic. Coincidence? You decide.

Dude, that was frickin' hilarious!

[lloydroid]

Well for the record I have had a nagging calf injury for over 7 years. I lost weight, I tried different stretches, and I would get it to where I thought it was ready, then bam, I would be running, or making a quick movement and I would strain it again. It happened over and over and over.

That being said, it is finally healthy...but it has been 7 years of on and off frustration. On a side note I think everyone saw the play where Troy reinjured the leg, when he and Keenan Lewis collided in the endzone. There was no mystery in that because his calf made big contact with Lewis.

I think maybe the injury or lack of one that more people would be looking at is Ben's separated shoulder, sprained SC joint, and dislocated rib. Less than a month after the injury the guy shows no pain, makes all of the throws, and even goes head first more than once during the game instead of sliding to protect the injury. Maybe Ben should give Troy whatever he's taking.

This is the first time I have ever heard of a case like this. 7 years? Wow. I had a groin last for 6 months. Same thing, felt healed, and BAM, goes again when I went to run up stairs. With Ben, it appears the injury was kind of exaggerated from the start (by the media, not team), with docs on TV using skeleton models to show where they rib could puncture the heart etc.

[D Rock]

This is the first time I have ever heard of a case like this. 7 years? Wow. I had a groin last for 6 months. Same thing, felt healed, and BAM, goes again when I went to run up stairs. With Ben, it appears the injury was kind of exaggerated from the start (by the media, not team), with docs on TV using skeleton models to show where they rib could puncture the heart etc.

wait wait wait wait...

You've had so much trouble believing that this calf injury was coming and going, yet you've had a msucle injury yourself with the same problems???

This just gets better and better!

[RuthlessBurgher]

Well, this has certainly been an entertaining thread to read through.
Quoted your post, Ruthless, to suggest Idiocracy in lieu of Shawshank.

Another good one!

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[lloydroid]

wait wait wait wait...

You've had so much trouble believing that this calf injury was coming and going, yet you've had a msucle injury yourself with the same problems???

This just gets better and better!

It's all coming together and now makes sense: You just don't see the obvious. I had a GROIN pull that last SIX MONTHS. Troy has - who knows what - for YEARS. And you can't differentiate between the two. Wow. Blue like Jazz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmPPav_-BBM

[BigRob]

This has to be the most pointless thread and axe to grind in the history of this board.

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[flippy]

It's all coming together and now makes sense: You just don't see the obvious. I had a GROIN pull that last SIX MONTHS. Troy has - who knows what - for YEARS. And you can't differentiate between the two. Wow. Blue like Jazz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmPPav_-BBM

I thought pulling your groin made you go blind

[D Rock]

It's all coming together and now makes sense: You just don't see the obvious. I had a GROIN pull that last SIX MONTHS. Troy has - who knows what - for YEARS. And you can't differentiate between the two. Wow. Blue like Jazz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmPPav_-BBM

Sandwiches.




(The crazy thing is, this post makes as much sense as yours do.)

[lloydroid]

I thought pulling your groin made you go blind

No, but it gives you a sharp pain in your groin area. It ain't no picnic. When it first happens, you might go blind for a few seconds now that I think of it.