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    So Troy is limping again.....

    ...call Genius Book of World Records. We now have witnessed the worst "strained calf" in the history of strained calves. Gad dammit. That is pathetic. A calf injury that lasts for 3 years. That's wonderful. They better bring in the leading authorities of calf injuries to study this case. This has never happened before in the history of mankind. As a matter of fact, when they do an addendum on this show, they are going to cover this calf injury.

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    What are you getting at??
    do you have a Conspiracy Theory??
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    Quote Originally Posted by SidSmythe View Post
    What are you getting at??
    do you have a Conspiracy Theory??
    No, just that a "strained calf" doesn't last for 3 years. It's obviously more than that, but tricky Tomlin is tricking the rest of the NFL with his super sophisticated tom foolery. (Only he thinks he is tricking anyone, but how would he know?)

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    Psst.... your anti-Tomlinism is showing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chadman View Post
    Psst.... your anti-Tomlinism is showing....

    Oh, well I hope so, because I have this thing against head coaches who f-=-k up decisions all the time. It's just this weird quirk I picked up as a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lloydroid View Post
    Oh, well I hope so, because I have this thing against head coaches who f-=-k up decisions all the time. It's just this weird quirk I picked up as a kid.
    Looks like Ryan Clark might have been on the money....
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    Calfgate continues.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    Calfgate continues.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by flippy View Post
    Calfgate continues.....
    "I am not a limping safety" - T. Polamalu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    "I am not a limping safety" - T. Polamalu
    Allegedly, Mike Tomlin asked Troy to do 1000 Box Jumps the same day he asked Daniel Sepulveda to punt 1000 times and Willie Parker to take 1000 carries in practice. Mikey was able to make the wheels fall off one, the leg fall off another, but the final Steeler's calf was resistant to the overwork because of his superhuman powers. Some conspiracy theorists believe that Troy's calf disintegrated that day and he's been trying to overcome a missing calf muscle. Everyone has been pleased with his progress except 1 fan. And that guy blames Tomlin.

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