"Iím like anyone else on this planet ó Iím very moved by world hunger. I see the same commercials, with those little kids, starving and very depressed.
But Iím not trying to make fun of world hunger. Matter of fact, I think I have the answer. You want to stop world hunger? Stop sending these people food. Donít send these people another bite, folks. You want to send them something? You want to help? Send them U-Hauls!
Send them U-Hauls, some luggage, send them a guy out there who says, ďHey, weíve been driving out here every day with your food, for, like, the last thirty or forty years, and we were driving out here today across the desert, and it occurred to us that there wouldnít BE world hunger if you people would LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHINGíS GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT ITíS GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? ITíS GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR STUFF, WEíLL MAKE ONE TRIP, WEíLL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA ó WE JUST DONíT LIVE IN THEM!"