1a) Your #3 QB to not throw three INTs...

1b) Your RBs to not continually fumble the ball...

3) Somebody on offense besides Emmanuel Sanders and Heath Miller to show up (Yes, I'm talking to you, Mike Wallace! I already spoke to the RBs!)...

4) The refs to not miss the MOST OBVIOUS fumble of the many, many fumbles throughout the game...

Unfortunately, yesterday was as far from ideal as I have seen in awhile...