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    Just to get things started

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Cleveland Browns.

    Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and the Pope have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

    Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Ohio in case of a tornado?
    A: To the Browns Stadium- you never see a touchdown there.

    Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why doesn't Columbus Ohio have a professional football team?
    A: Because then Cleveland would want one.

    Q: What's the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: How many Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
    Last edited by fordfixer; 03-16-2012 at 12:30 AM.

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