Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Cleveland Browns.
Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and the Pope have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Ohio in case of a tornado?
A: To the Browns Stadium- you never see a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Columbus Ohio have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Browns and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road