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    My wish for ILB

    I think this guy would be an ILB BEAST! Yes, I'm guilty od copyright infringement!

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    Re: My wish for ILB

    yinz think LaRon Landry might be using steroids?


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    Re: My wish for ILB

    Quote Originally Posted by hawaiiansteel
    yinz think LaRon Landry might be using steroids?


    Everyone knows the camera adds 10 pounds. I just never knew that meant 10 pounds of muscle. Per arm.

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    Re: My wish for ILB

    steelblood foxworthy here.

    When your arm is wider than your head (say it with me): You must be on steroids.

    When you hold your "special powders jar" close to your chest like your infant child: You must be on steroids.

    When it is difficult to tell the difference between the exercise ball and your chest and bicep muscles: You must be on steroids.

    When you shaved at 8:00 AM and have a beard by 9:00 AM: you must be steroids.

    When you have to wear gloves to hold your "special powders": you must be on some really experimental steroids.
    Even if Bill Belichick was getting an atomic wedgie, his face would look exactly the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelblood
    steelblood foxworthy here.

    When your arm is wider than your head (say it with me): You must be on steroids.

    When you hold your "special powders jar" close to your chest like your infant child: You must be on steroids.

    When it is difficult to tell the difference between the exercise ball and your chest and bicep muscles: You must be on steroids.

    When you shaved at 8:00 AM and have a beard by 9:00 AM: you must be steroids.

    When you have to wear gloves to hold your "special powders": you must be on some really experimental steroids.

    Hope we hear more humor from Steelblood Foxworthy.
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    3. Chad Hansen, WR, California
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    4. Ahkello Witherspoon, CB, Colorado
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    6. Aaron Jones, RB, UTEP
    7. Keion Adams, OLB/DE, Western Michigan

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    Re: My wish for ILB

    Landry has always been built like the proverbial brick shizzzz house. But that's insane.
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    Re: My wish for ILB

    I posted this yesterday in the Around the NFL forum (with the following picture as well):



    Dude's becoming David Boston 2.0. Came into the league as a top talent, but was so vain that he worked out solely for body sculpting, and not to help out his game on the field. Shocking that he's always injured, since the weights have taken away the necessary flexibility required to play the game.


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    Re: My wish for ILB

    Tattoos look like crap too.
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    Re: My wish for ILB

    Quote Originally Posted by pfelix73
    Tattoos look like crap too.
    Not to mention that the Red Wings suck.


    Ruthless 2017 Mock Draft:
    1.30 ILB Zach Cunningham 6'3" 234 Vanderbilt
    2.62 OLB Jordan Willis 6'4" 255 Kansas State
    3.94 CB Sidney Jones 6'0" 186 Washington
    3.105c DE Tanoh Kpassagnon 6'7" 289 Villanova
    4.135 CB Howard Wilson 6'1" 184 Houston
    5.173 FS John Johnson 6'1" 205 Boston College
    6.213 TE Michael Roberts 6'4" 270 Toledo
    7.248 RB Elijah Hood 6'0" 232 North Carolina

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    Re: My wish for ILB

    Dude looks fantastic! Of course, that has nothing to do with playing football.

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