"Look, Roger baby, you know I supported you with this Milledgeville thing. You did a good job, and it looks like you got Ben to keep the little fireman parked in the fire station, if you know what I mean. You got him scared straight so good I was thinking just this morning maybe you and I could talk about knocking this thing down to four games. Why not, Ben's keeping the porpoise parked, and you got the publicity you needed out of it, so mission accomplished, right?
"But look, I just lost Lefty, my starting QB while Ben sits out. Now, you're the man, The Rogster - I need you to come through for me on this one. How about you cut Ben's suspension to 2 games, and I'll agree to support you on lifetime tenure for your commisioner-hood? We gotta deal, right?"
(Sorry, guys, I'm from NY, I can't do Pgh talk too good!)