Quote Originally Posted by flippy
Quote Originally Posted by SanAntonioSteelerFan
1. This fly's in the face of reality!

2. I'm not so sure about this aftershave Biden gave me ...

3. There goes the hygeine vote!

4. There, do you hear it? It's a Palin-Drone!

5. I heard this job was going to be a picnic, but this is ridiculous!
I like 1 and 5 and you've inspired me to come up with a couple more....

6. Barak flies off the handle

7. Fly - Hey Barak. Don't swat me.
Barak - Biden is that you
Fly - Yep. Jeff Goldblum taught me this trick but I can't figure out how to get back

8. Barak is lookin fly in his new suit

9. Bzzzzzzzzzzz

10. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana, and Barak would like to get this fly off his face in time for his presser.

11. Lord of the Flies

12. To get this fly out of the white house, we need to get the trash out first.
I think #8 and #11 are the best efforts so far.

Here's my submission:

You attract more flies with bailout money than honey or vinegar.