Anyone else have a run in with Ben?

[Jigawatts]

True story, last December I went to do some Christmas shopping at Robinson Mall. I'm
walking from the parking lot to the mall when I see a helmet-less Ben Roethlisberger
pulling his bike out of a handicapped parking spot. He spit on me and rode away as he
was talking on a cell phone.

Cut, print.

Feel free to add your own account here. Maybe if we get enough this criminal will
be locked up with Plex and they can shoot themselves in the groin.

[RussBII]

Man, that guy sucks.

I was about 2:30 seconds away from one of the biggest thrills/achievements of my almost 2 year old career. I was so close. Then that bastard leads his team down the field, over 80 yards! They even got a damned holding penalty. Damn him!!!

-Ken W

[Jom112]

I once played against Ben in a game a beer pong. After thoroughly defeating him, he refused to finish the beers on my side.

Then as he was walking away, he threw a shoe at me. I mean honestly who throws a shoe?

[Jigawatts]

My 3 year old holds on to the ball to long and has a Northwestern Ohio accent.

[SteelerNation1]

Once, he refused to wave at me as I was screaming his name from my "seat" in the end zone. What a prick. On the other hand, I did get to see Trai Essex's butt. Right stlrz d???

[Shawn]

Ben touched me in my naughty places.

[RussBII]

Ben touched me in my naughty places.

Get in line...

[Jigawatts]

My cousin is a bouncer at the Lamp Post Lounge. He also works as a part time greeter
at Sams Club. He said one day Ben came in and refused to display his Sams Club ID
prior to entry. The dust settled, Ben got in thanks to weak, star struck management,
and he thanked them by taking second, sometimes third helpings of free samples.

[Notleadpoisoned]

I once saw Ben leave a public restroom without washing his hands.

[RuthlessBurgher]

There have been numerous incidences of sexual assault occurring within the loo at the Palace of Westminster in London whenever the clock tower strikes seven. When a lass has once too many pints and is wearing a DTS button (down to shag), she is often followed down a hallway by a lad who is already removing his trousers before even reaching the water closet, all while singing "London britches falling down, falling down, falling down, All you b!tches take my shots, do whatever you want"