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    Re: Ben incident #938

    You know...Come to think of it...When Ben was in Wilkes Barre for wrestling I met him at Club 10.

    I went to the bathroom but had trouble getting there because Willie Colon was holding onto my shirt as I walked down the hall. Thank God I weigh more than him because I might have made pee pee in my pants. He didn't have any chance at stopping me.

    Anyway, as I opened the door to the bathroom I knocked Hartwig right off his feet. Apparently he was trying to get out and was in a 3 point stands on the other side of the door. He was waiting for someone to yell "hike" but all I heard was Kemo in the stall grunting trying to push out a Chalupa he ate at La Tolteca for lunch. There was no way I was going in there.

    So I went to the girls room and knocked on the door. Nobody was in there so I proceeded to use theirs. While I was standing in front of the toilet the lights went out. I didn't think much of it until now. I remember hearing a whisper, "Do whatever you want!" in a very deep feminine voice. I then felt a poke in my lower back and I spun around to grab the girl to get an idea what I was having for dinner. She was a big sucker and I said, "Dam girl...I hope I don't disappoint you...I haven't had my A$$ whipped since my Father did it in the 4th grade." Well that girl spun and shook me off and went right out the bathroom door. I ripped her shirt off and when I turned on the lights it was a T-shirt with a devils face. Man, I wished I didn't scare her...Imagine what a girl in a strip club wearing a T-shirt with a devils face would be like in bed.

    Anyway, When I got out of the girls bathroom I wanted to look around to see if I could find the girl and convince he to come back to my place. I like a challenge and big girls need love too. I opened the door to the men's room and knocked Hartwig off his feet again. Kemo was standing in front of the mirror drenched in sweat. He was ringing out his shirt. There were balls of wet paper towels all over the floor and his pants were still around his ankles. He told me to give him a minute. Come to think of it, I haven't had to pluck my nose hair since that day. Hmm...Very odd.

    Anyway, I left those guys in the bathroom and went back out into the club. Willie Colon sprang from the janitor's closet and grabbed onto my shirt again. He let go after a few seconds because Starks yelled to him, "I said to go on two." It took me a while to recognize Starks because his head was stuck through the acoustical ceiling. If it wasn't for that Gator shirt I could see under his Mauna Loa Hawaiian shirt I would have just tripped over his feet and never thought about it again.

    I started looking around to see if I could see a girl who fit that build I felt in the girls bathroom. I though I saw someone hiding under a table on the floor but it was just Stapleton & Essex passed out holding each other. I left them be. There wasn't many people there and it looked like Ben's body guards were talking to the girl scouts that came by to sell cookies. I remember seeing a yellow bus outside from one of the local colleges. It was all decorated up and said "Go Lady Colonels." It was kind of odd seeing there in the parking lot but I didn't think anything of it.

    I heard alot of noise coming from a back room. There was loud music, singing, & loud talking but the curtains was pulled shut so I couldn't see anything. Ben's bodyguards were still busy putting the cookies into the limo so I decided to take a peek. Guess what, There he was...My Man...Big Ben!!! He was sitting at the table with no shirt on & pouring shots for a girls field hockey team. All those girls in those little outfits. He is da man. I heard him say, "All you bitches, take my shots!"

    I remember turning my head seeing a girl on a stool down a dark hallway sitting there passed out & propped up against the wall. She must have been the goalie or something because she was put together. When I looked back into the room Ben ripped the curtain open. I didn't know what to say or do, so I asked him for an autograph. He said, "Can't do it...You don't have boobs!" He then said excuse me and started walking down that dark hallway where the girl was. I couldn't see but it looked like he was checking to see if his zipper was up. I saw the girl open her eyes and tell Ben, "Ben, I'm so cold." I remember hearing Ben say, "Sorry Baby, Where is my shirt I gave you?" Just then one of Ben's bodyguards yelled, "Hey...What are you doing with Ben's shirt?"


    You guys ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Where did you think I was going with that! Hope that heals some of your wounds Steeler Nation.



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    Now THAT story, I believe!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by papillon
    Quote Originally Posted by SteelAbility
    Dude, Ben has SOOOO sabotaged HIMSELF with total douchebaggery. Even if the rape claims are false, his doucehbaggery has earned him a huge problem. If you think about it, how's he going to get sex now penalty free? The only kind of woman he's going to get it from now poses a HUGE threat of ruining his career and the remaining earnings on his $102M contract when the Steelers are infuriated for the last time and noone else in the league wants that kind of trouble. ANYTHING outside of marriage and he's at risk. He's reduced to going to hookers with the associated risks there.

    But who's going to marry him? No-freakin-body. That's who. How's he even going to get past "Hello, nice to meet you?" Maybe some delusional chick from Findlay, OH will do it. That's an outside possibility, I suppose.

    If he doesn't watch it, he's going to end up like Ryan Leaf.
    He should have tho0ught about that before he behaved like GD caveman. Don't ya think?

    Someone will give him a chance to treat her properly; it won't happen anytime soon, but it will happen. He'll probably have to double date. :P

    Pappy

    There's always the priesthood.

    He'll blend right in.

    :P

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    Re: Ben incident #938

    Quote Originally Posted by BlackJackGold
    Quote Originally Posted by papillon
    Quote Originally Posted by SteelAbility
    Dude, Ben has SOOOO sabotaged HIMSELF with total douchebaggery. Even if the rape claims are false, his doucehbaggery has earned him a huge problem. If you think about it, how's he going to get sex now penalty free? The only kind of woman he's going to get it from now poses a HUGE threat of ruining his career and the remaining earnings on his $102M contract when the Steelers are infuriated for the last time and noone else in the league wants that kind of trouble. ANYTHING outside of marriage and he's at risk. He's reduced to going to hookers with the associated risks there.

    But who's going to marry him? No-freakin-body. That's who. How's he even going to get past "Hello, nice to meet you?" Maybe some delusional chick from Findlay, OH will do it. That's an outside possibility, I suppose.

    If he doesn't watch it, he's going to end up like Ryan Leaf.
    He should have tho0ught about that before he behaved like GD caveman. Don't ya think?

    Someone will give him a chance to treat her properly; it won't happen anytime soon, but it will happen. He'll probably have to double date. :P

    Pappy

    There's always the priesthood.

    He'll blend right in.

    :P
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    "All you men of the cloth, take my shots."

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    "Communion is a serious matter. One we take serious."

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    Re: Ben incident #938

    Quote Originally Posted by papillon
    ...Ben has not denied anything and there are accounts of, "it was BS I did nothing", "I was just messin around with her", "contact occurred, but not consummated", etc, so, Ben's story has as many holes as in it as hers...
    You know, I was thinking about this-

    Why hasn't Ben, whether in person or through his attorneys, refuted any of the information being spread through the media???

    Much of this information is in the form of testimony given by the accuser's friends, and/or random individual's who happened to hear/see stories.

    I am really stumped by this.

    His lack of refuting any of these negative and incriminating statements makes him appear all the more "guilty". Not guilty of rape mind you, but guilty of these boorish actions.

    The only things that I can fathom as too why he is silent is the potential of a civil suit, or that he has already paid her off- and per the pay-off agreement, neither side can discuss the case publicly- or the payoff is voided.

    Either way- Ben is taking a huge beating in the media- and I'm not sure how he recovers from this.

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    Re: Ben incident #938

    Wonder why Ben is the only person in the NFL getting tagged over and over? Why not Payton, McNabb, Hines, Troy? What gives? Bad luck or what? I'm thinking he's just a scumbag who needs a lot help. It disgusts me and it sucks that I have to explain this to my kids. Thanks Ben!
    ours is not to wonder why just invert and multiply...

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    Hey...

    According to TMZ, Sanchez left an SNL after party with 6 chicks this weekend.

    6

    Not a single one cried rape.

    Ya know why?

    He didn't rape them.

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    Re: Ben incident #938

    Quote Originally Posted by Steel Life
    Look again people...it's an "unsubstantiated allegation" - hardly fact. This is no different than the claims the Boston lawyer made & if they were truly relevant they would've been brought to light & vetted during the investigation. Be prepared for more of these types of stories to come as people take their shots, but don't give them the satisfaction by giving the story any validity.
    Why not? Just as any of them could be false; any of them could be true. If Ben hadn't developed a little history of being a douche, it would be easier to ignore them.
    1 Mike Evans WR Texas A&M
    2 Stephen Tuitt DE Notre Dame
    3c Keith McGill CB Utah
    4 Ross Cockrell CB Duke
    5 Jordan Zumwalt ILB UCLA
    5c Anton Exum S Va Tech
    6 Trey Millard FB/TE Oklahoma
    7 Cody Latimer WR Indiana
    7c DeAnthony Thomas RB Oregon

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    Ben didn't rape anyone either...

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