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    Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    Which new derogatory nickname for the QB formerly known as Big Ben do you prefer? I'm leaning towards Bathroom Ben at this time but that's subject to change.

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    Re: Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    Pig Ben is better than Rapistberger.


    The Rams' offense featuring weapons such as Marshall Faulk, Torrey Holt, and Isaac Bruce were known as "The Greatest Show on Turf"

    The Steelers' offense featuring weapons such as Le'Veon Bell and Martavis Bryant should be known as "The Greatest Show on Grass"

    This has nothing at all to do with respective playing surfaces at the Edward Jones Dome vs. Heinz Field.

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    Ben Clutch.... and Grab.
    "That's just Ben being Superman" -John Madden, Super Bowl XLIII

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    Re: Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    Tidy Bowlberger

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    Re: Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    I'm hoping for, " Ben Roethlisberger, 3-time Super Bowl winner".

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    Dee Dub.
    "That's just Ben being Superman" -John Madden, Super Bowl XLIII

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    Re: Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher
    Pig Ben is better than Rapistberger.
    No doubt. Also "Ben Hur Over" works too but I always liked Charlton Heston so out of respect for Moses I'll not use that one.

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    Re: Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    In her written statement following the incident, the 20 year old college student in question wrote his name as Ben Rotheseburgehergh. It could have been worse. She could have been sexually assaulted by T.J. Houshmandburgehergh.


    The Rams' offense featuring weapons such as Marshall Faulk, Torrey Holt, and Isaac Bruce were known as "The Greatest Show on Turf"

    The Steelers' offense featuring weapons such as Le'Veon Bell and Martavis Bryant should be known as "The Greatest Show on Grass"

    This has nothing at all to do with respective playing surfaces at the Edward Jones Dome vs. Heinz Field.

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    Re: Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    How about Ben Jarcusburgler


    Multiple meanings in that one there...
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    Re: Bathroom Ben or Ben Dover?

    Ben Rallyoubitchestakemyshotslisberger

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