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    Hall of Famer Djfan's Avatar
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    You might live in Canada if....

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
    September through May,
    You may live in Canada .

    If someone in a Home Depot store
    Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
    With someone who dialed a wrong number,
    You may live in Canada .

    If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
    South of Detroit for the weekend,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you measure distance in hours,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you know several people
    Who have hit a deer more than once,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
    In the same day and back again,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
    During a raging blizzard without flinching,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you install security lights on your house and garage,
    But leave both unlocked,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you carry jumper cables in your car
    And your wife knows how to use them,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume
    To fit over a snowsuit,
    You may live in Canada .

    If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
    You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
    You may live in Canada .

    If driving is better in the winter
    Because the potholes are filled with snow,
    You may live in Canada .

    If you know all 4 seasons:
    Almost winter, winter, still winter,
    and road construction,
    You may live in Canada .

    (this is my favourite, because how true)


    If you have more miles
    On your snow blower than your car,
    You may live in Canada .


    If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
    You may live in Canada .

    If you actually understand these jokes,
    and forward them to all
    your friends,
    you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
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    Re: You might live in Canada if....

    I understand the jokes alright, but I'm no Canuk. I'm originally from Michigan where we have brotherly hatred for our upstairs neighbors.

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