Out of the 6.8 billion people on this planet, NFL veterans, rookies, and even practice
squad hacks are the best in the world at what they do. It baffles me when the opposing
teams quarterback throws a pass to one of the goobers in our secondary, and said goober
drops the the effing ball. You might be saying, "Jiga, if they could catch the ball they'd
be a receivers instead of defenders." I call shenanigans on that excuse.
My four year old daughter can catch a ball when you hit her in the chest with it. Maybe
if she learned to play 10 yards off the ball, Little Miss Jigawatts can be a starter in our
pathetic secondary. How the hell is someone in the NFL and not athletic enough to catch
a football?
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