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    6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    Out of the 6.8 billion people on this planet, NFL veterans, rookies, and even practice
    squad hacks are the best in the world at what they do. It baffles me when the opposing
    teams quarterback throws a pass to one of the goobers in our secondary, and said goober
    drops the the effing ball. You might be saying, "Jiga, if they could catch the ball they'd
    be a receivers instead of defenders." I call shenanigans on that excuse.

    My four year old daughter can catch a ball when you hit her in the chest with it. Maybe
    if she learned to play 10 yards off the ball, Little Miss Jigawatts can be a starter in our
    pathetic secondary. How the hell is someone in the NFL and not athletic enough to catch
    a football?
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    Re: 6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    Well, I think it's just that our whole secondary is NOT focused on getting
    between the QB and the WR, period. So, when the ball does come at them
    they're entirely unprepared.

    I mean, all season long I've constantly complained during the games that
    what good does it do if we lay them out AFTER they pick up the first
    down, over and over and over again?

    All we do is make a episode of "jacked up"...but lose the friggin' game...

    Our priorities are not in the right place in our secondary. And, I do blame that
    on coaching.
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    Re: 6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    maybe another method of motivation is needed....

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    Re: 6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    To answer your question (and if you are referring to the Joe Burnett catch): 6,799,999,997 probably make that catch... please note that I'm giving the benefit of the doubt to notables Limas Sweed, Nate Washington...

    Joe Burnett drops it. Ike certainly drops it. And probably one other person out there in the world.
    I wasn't hired for my disposition.

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    Re: 6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    Of the 6.8 billion, I can name a few that can't catch.

    Ike Taylor
    Burnett and not Carol Burnette
    Wiliiam Gay
    Lima Sweed
    Ryan Clark

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    Re: 6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    Quote Originally Posted by BATMAN
    Of the 6.8 billion, I can name a few that can't catch.

    Ike Taylor
    Burnett and not Carol Burnette
    Wiliiam Gay
    Lima Sweed
    Ryan Clark
    How about Nate Washington...
    Steelers Draft 2015
    Rd 1: Devante Parker - WR/ Kevin Johnson - CB
    Rd 2: Danielle Hunter -OLB
    Rd 3: Steven Nelson - CB
    Rd 4: Derron Smith - S
    Rd 5: Henry Anderson - DE
    Rd 6: Wes Saxton - TE
    Rd 7: Deon Simon - DT

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    Re: 6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback makes that catch.

    Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.

    Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.

    We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.

    We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.

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    Re: 6.8 Billion people; how many can catch?

    In fairness it was cold and that was Burnett's first play off the bench.

    At least he was in position.

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