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    OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    Here is how this works, I will start a story (Steeler related).. someone add a sentence or 2 .. and so on and so on.. se where it evolves and goes to.

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    One day after a hard practice, Hines Ward was climbing into is hyperbaric chamber when all of a sudden ...
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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    Limas Sweed catches a pass along the sideline, but bumps into the hyperbaric chamber and cannot maintain possession, so the pass is ruled incomplete. Hines' hyperbaric chamber is on wheels, though, and the collision makes it roll right out of Heinz Field toward the Allegheny River. Instead of stopping the rolling chamber, Limas feigns injury...

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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    While walking out of his restaurant near the stadium, Jerome "The Bus" Bettis glances towards the river and sees the chamber rolling closer and closer to the river's edge. He immediately puts down his money bag and gallops toward the chamber. Once he's beside it he looks back and sees what looks to be Limas Sweed lying on the ground.....
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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    Injured linebacker Brian Urlacher was walking along the river when he spots his old friend Jerome. "Hey, buddy! I wanted to try out one of the burgers from your Grille 36..." BOOM! Bettis plows over Urlacher on his way to attempt to prevent Hines and his hyperbaric chamber from plunging into the frigid depths.

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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    Meanwhile Hines, with his smile still intact, begins to curse out Sweed as he fakes his injury. Almost to the boiling point,things could have gotten really ugly if it weren't for the timely appearance of James Harrison.
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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    Trying to save that chamber from slipping into the murky waters of the Allegeny, Harrison jumps out of his Smart Car in which Max Starks and Chris Kemoeatu were sitting in the back seat. Harrison motions to Maxie and Kemo to help him stop the runaway chamber. As the 3 of them are wrestling with the chamber, Jeff Reed pulls up in his Ford pickup truck. Harrison yells- "Skippy, get the cable from your truck's wench and get your a$$ down here and help out." "Just don't stand there like you did last week on that kickoff..."........
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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    There was a brief moment of hope as the team members spotted Matt Spaeth taking a leak into the bushes next to the river.. The yelled out for him to stop the chamber. Matt tried to block it, but of couse ..missed the block.
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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    As Skippy finally makes his way down the river bank to his 3 comrades, he takes the cable and wraps it around the chamber. James instructs him to scurry back to the truck and to take up the slack on the cable. Max and Kemo frantically try to keep their grips on the end of the chamber as Skippy runs back to truck. Just as he reaches the pickup and the lever that controls the wench......
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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    but he misses ... wide left. He makes another lunge and misses wide right. He has flashbacks of being in Chitown. Finally his vision clears and he grabs the lever and Hines begins to be pulled back up to the truck. However, Kemo is in the way and gets run over similar to the way Shaun Rogers pancaked him near the goal line. As Kemo is laying on the ground he looks toward the river and sees Max slowly going under being dragged down from the weight of the gold bars he has taken as salary.
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    Re: OT: Bye Week Fun - Neverending Story

    James Harrison jumps into the water and grabs hold of the Hines' hyperbaric chamber but then Max Starks, weighed down by all of those gold bars and unable to swim, wraps his massive arm around Harrison's throat as Silverback pulls both of them to shore. Max tries to apologize for nearly choking Harrison like that, but James tells him that he is used to having left tackles clotheslining him like that all of the time.

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