Posted by THEDEK
A Message from Joe Flacco to Steelers fans.
(Will Ferrell's Voice) Good Night Steelers Fans,
I want you to kick this song while I relay this Message I have, sent straight from Joe Cool, Joe Flacco.
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Let it load, and let your minds unwind to wisdom that is about to be imparted onto you.
I'm sure you're wondering......why I decided not to indent this paragraph. More importantly, you are wondering why I did not wish those in other area codes a good morning and good afternoon out of courtesy. The fact of the matter is, no matter where in the world you are Steelers fans, your lights are already out and you don't even know it. That is thee last time you will ever beat Joe Flacco three times in a season...................let alone two. There's no time left for you. So I decided to call up the Undertaker not too long ago. He agreed to provide a Paul Bearer sized casket for the upcoming season, cuz we all know Paul Bearer was a big mutha f*cker. I even decided to spice up your funeral, by employing the great voice of the most epic Will Ferrell to give your Eulogy tonight. He was able to sneak out of the backdoor of the Roxbury while Mr. Zadir was trying to figure out who grabbed his *ss again. Don't you hate it when he does that?
Anyways Steelers fans, as I have mentioned before but could never emphasize enough, there's no time left for you. I've got a fire of an arm prepared to ignite on your precious black and yellow Steelers, because we all know that is what the true color on the uniform is...Yellow.
Polamalu will be destroyed, Hines Ward will finally get his, Mike Tomlin will get 'house'd and Little Ben will get into another Motorcycle accident.........when he runs into me, twice this season. I'm sorry Steelers Fans, or theoretically I would like to be, because I'm a nice guy.
I never say much. I'm not one for the limelight. No...........I prefer lemons anyway. I was sipping mom's homemade lemonade this evening. Yes, this evening Steelers fans. watching "Casino". Something miraculous happened near the middle of the movie. Joe Pesci came out of my television screen. I know........I didn't believe it myself. But he told me to call the Undertaker, he told me to order the Paul Bearer sized casket. He told me to call the NFL front office and provide them with a colorful tyrade, because they must be truly color blind if they think that is gold that you wear.
He told me to even employ this great and epic voice, of Will Ferrell...to tell you...that your Steelers did not give up the name of Johnny M. And since they wouldn't give up the name of Johnny M,
I'm have to put their heads in a f*cking vice.
I'm sorry Steelers Fans. There's no time left for you.
God Bless,
Joe Cool
Joe Flacco
Relayed by the voice..........of Will Farrell.
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