Game 5 vs Flyers: Satan & Boucher in, Sykora & Letang out
Something is obviously still wrong with Sykora, so I don't mind giving him a rest, but I hate when they sit their best young defenseman for someone like Phillippe Boucher. I hope this is not Bylsma being overconfident that they can wrap it up tonight on home ice. I'm counting on a series-clinching win tonight so that I can devote my full attention to the draft on Saturday without having to worry about Pens playoff hockey at the same time.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.