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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    "He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic!"

    Penguins 7, Hurricanes 4

    Pittsburgh Goals:
    E. Malkin 3 (8, 9, 10)
    S. Crosby (13)
    M. Talbot (3)
    C. Kunitz (1)
    T. Kennedy (3)

    (Penguins up 2-0 in the series)

    Ten Down...Six To Go!!!



    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    "It would take a miracle on Grant Street to come back from this deficit!"

    Penguins 6, Hurricanes 2

    Pittsburgh Goals:
    E. Malkin 2 (11, 12)
    S. Crosby (14)
    R. Fedotenko (5)
    C. Adams (2)
    B. Guerin (7)

    (Penguins up 3-0 in the series)

    Eleven Down...Five To Go!!!



    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    "You can spit-shine your shoes, 'cause the Pens are going dancing with Lord Stanley!"

    Penguins 4, Hurricanes 1

    Pittsburgh Goals:
    R. Fedotenko (6)
    M. Talbot (4)
    B. Guerin (7)
    C. Adams (3)

    (Penguins sweep the series 4 games to 0, eliminating the Carolina Hurricanes)

    Twelve Down...Four To Go!!!



    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"

    Penguins 4, Red Wings 2

    Pittsburgh Goals:
    M. Talbot 2 (5,6)
    K. Letang (4)
    S. Gonchar (3)

    (Red Wings up 2-1 in the series)

    Thirteen Down...Three To Go!!!



    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    "He beat him like a rented mule!"

    Penguins 4, Red Wings 2

    Pittsburgh Goals:
    E. Malkin (14)
    J. Staal (3)
    S. Crosby (15)
    T. Kennedy (4)

    (Series tied 2-2)

    Fourteen Down...Two To Go!!!



    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!"

    Penguins 2, Red Wings 1

    Pittsburgh Goals:
    J. Staal (4)
    T. Kennedy (5)

    (Series tied 3-3)

    Fifteen Down...One To Go!!!



    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    "LORD STANLEY, LORD STANLEY
    BRING ME THE BRANDY!"


    Penguins 2, Red Wings 1

    Pittsburgh Goals:
    M. Talbot 2 (7,

    (Penguins win the series 4 games to 3, eliminating the Detroit Red Wings, and winning the Stanley Cup)


    SIXTEEN DOWN...THE CUP IS OURS!!!





    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    A big thanks to Ruthless.



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    Re: 16 wins til "Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy"

    There are so many other great Lange-isms I did not get a chance to use in this thread...



    "Lord Stanley, Scratch Their Names On Your Fabled Cup!!!"

    “Heeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!”

    I'll be cow-kicked!



    He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch!

    Get that dog off my lawn!

    He got caught with his hand in the cookie jar!



    They are buzzin' like beeeees around a hive!

    He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen!

    He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!



    They threw everything at him but the kitchen sink!

    He's all over 'em like a newpair of shoes!

    He's got more patience than Mercy hospital!



    Michael, Michael, Motorcycle!

    Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!

    He picked his pocket like he was walking down 5th Avenue!



    Oh, slap me silly, Sidney!

    Hallelujah Hollywood!

    Look out Loretta!



    Donna needs a donut!

    The turkey is on the table!

    How much fried chicken can you eat?



    He gave 'em more moves than Mae West!

    He smoked him like a bad cigar!

    He put it in the top shelf where grandma keeps the cookies!



    She wants to sell my monkey

    Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!

    He put him on his wallet!



    Never teach a pig to sing!

    Never sit on a bald man’s hat!

    He went right down Broadway and then some!



    He's like a bull in a china shop!

    He's handing out checks like it's the first of the month!

    He hit him so hard his kids will be born dizzy!



    Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!

    It's time to buy new shoes!

    There is a 211 in progress at Mellon Arena!



    And the kitchen is closed!

    Hop in the Cordoba baby, we're going bowling!

    Well, shave my face with a rusty razor!


    Final Ruthless Mock:
    1.22 CB Marcus Peters, 6'0" 197 lbs., Washington
    2.56 FS Damarious Randall, 5'11" 196 lbs., Arizona State
    3.87 TE Clive Walford, 6'4" 251 lbs., Miami
    4.121 DE Henry Anderson, 6'6" 294 lbs., Stanford
    5.160 WR Titus Davis, 6'1" 196 lbs., Central Michigan
    6.199 OLB Kyle Emanuel, 6'3" 255 lbs., North Dakota State
    6.212c OLB Max Valles, 6'5" 251 lbs., Virginia
    7.239 RB John Crockett, 6'0" 217 lbs., North Dakota State

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