"He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic!"
Penguins 7, Hurricanes 4
Pittsburgh Goals:
E. Malkin 3 (8, 9, 10)
S. Crosby (13)
M. Talbot (3)
C. Kunitz (1)
T. Kennedy (3)
(Penguins up 2-0 in the series)
Ten Down...Six To Go!!!
"He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic!"
Penguins 7, Hurricanes 4
Pittsburgh Goals:
E. Malkin 3 (8, 9, 10)
S. Crosby (13)
M. Talbot (3)
C. Kunitz (1)
T. Kennedy (3)
(Penguins up 2-0 in the series)
Ten Down...Six To Go!!!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
"It would take a miracle on Grant Street to come back from this deficit!"
Penguins 6, Hurricanes 2
Pittsburgh Goals:
E. Malkin 2 (11, 12)
S. Crosby (14)
R. Fedotenko (5)
C. Adams (2)
B. Guerin (7)
(Penguins up 3-0 in the series)
Eleven Down...Five To Go!!!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
"You can spit-shine your shoes, 'cause the Pens are going dancing with Lord Stanley!"
Penguins 4, Hurricanes 1
Pittsburgh Goals:
R. Fedotenko (6)
M. Talbot (4)
B. Guerin (7)
C. Adams (3)
(Penguins sweep the series 4 games to 0, eliminating the Carolina Hurricanes)
Twelve Down...Four To Go!!!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
"Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
Penguins 4, Red Wings 2
Pittsburgh Goals:
M. Talbot 2 (5,6)
K. Letang (4)
S. Gonchar (3)
(Red Wings up 2-1 in the series)
Thirteen Down...Three To Go!!!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
"He beat him like a rented mule!"
Penguins 4, Red Wings 2
Pittsburgh Goals:
E. Malkin (14)
J. Staal (3)
S. Crosby (15)
T. Kennedy (4)
(Series tied 2-2)
Fourteen Down...Two To Go!!!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
"Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!"
Penguins 2, Red Wings 1
Pittsburgh Goals:
J. Staal (4)
T. Kennedy (5)
(Series tied 3-3)
Fifteen Down...One To Go!!!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
"LORD STANLEY, LORD STANLEY
BRING ME THE BRANDY!"
Penguins 2, Red Wings 1
Pittsburgh Goals:
M. Talbot 2 (7,
(Penguins win the series 4 games to 3, eliminating the Detroit Red Wings, and winning the Stanley Cup)
SIXTEEN DOWN...THE CUP IS OURS!!!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
A big thanks to Ruthless.
There are so many other great Lange-isms I did not get a chance to use in this thread...
"Lord Stanley, Scratch Their Names On Your Fabled Cup!!!"
“Heeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!”
I'll be cow-kicked!
He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch!
Get that dog off my lawn!
He got caught with his hand in the cookie jar!
They are buzzin' like beeeees around a hive!
He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen!
He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!
They threw everything at him but the kitchen sink!
He's all over 'em like a newpair of shoes!
He's got more patience than Mercy hospital!
Michael, Michael, Motorcycle!
Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!
He picked his pocket like he was walking down 5th Avenue!
Oh, slap me silly, Sidney!
Hallelujah Hollywood!
Look out Loretta!
Donna needs a donut!
The turkey is on the table!
How much fried chicken can you eat?
He gave 'em more moves than Mae West!
He smoked him like a bad cigar!
He put it in the top shelf where grandma keeps the cookies!
She wants to sell my monkey
Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!
He put him on his wallet!
Never teach a pig to sing!
Never sit on a bald man’s hat!
He went right down Broadway and then some!
He's like a bull in a china shop!
He's handing out checks like it's the first of the month!
He hit him so hard his kids will be born dizzy!
Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!
It's time to buy new shoes!
There is a 211 in progress at Mellon Arena!
And the kitchen is closed!
Hop in the Cordoba baby, we're going bowling!
Well, shave my face with a rusty razor!
Steeler teams featuring stat-driven, me-first, fantasy-football-darling diva types such as Antonio Brown & Le'Veon Bell won no championships.
Super Bowl winning Steeler teams were built around a dynamic, in-your-face defense plus blue-collar, hard-hitting, no-nonsense football players on offense such as Hines Ward & Jerome Bettis.
We don't want Juju & Conner to replace what we lost in Brown & Bell.
We are counting on Juju & Conner to return us to the glory we once had with Hines & The Bus.
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