The Great Planet Steelers Story Challenge

**Jooser** · 03-11-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by stlrz d

Originally Posted by flippy

Jooser decides to represent himself and when asked to make his opening remarks, he pleads the 5th.

Before deciding to plead the 5th, he had originally planned to go with, "What? It's legal in West Virginia!" as his opening statement.

Hey! WTF!?! It's not in Pennsylania?

**NKySteeler** · 03-11-2009, 09:59 PM

Jooser then burns all the furniture in the lawyer's office just as if it were gameday at Mountaineer Field... Then proceeds with the "other" postgame ritual.... The "hot tub"... After a brief hunting trip since deer season has already started.

**Jooser** · 03-11-2009, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by NKySteeler

Jooser then burns all the furniture in the lawyer's office just as if it were gameday at Mountaineer Field... Then proceeds with the "other" postgame ritual.... The "hot tub"... After a brief hunting trip since deer season has already started.

Having had his post-game videos spread around the world via Youtube, Jooser ascends to stardom and becomes host to his new primetime television show "The Roasting of Jooser", aired on FOX. The show is short-lived however, due to an unfortunate boating accident.

From there, Jooser retires from the life of show biz and decides to invest his fortunes in Steelers games tail gating with SN1. While flying to Miami for an away game with Nky, Jooser continues his run of bad luck when Nky loses control of their plane while checking out some hot chicks on the beach.

Mike Tomlin, having been a huge fan of "The Roasting of Jooser", decides to send Jooser some sideline passes to all home games in the 'Burgh. Jooser, now very popular here at the Planet because he raffles off his extra sideline pass for every home game to his fellow posters, now becomes a consultant to MT and staff as he relays expert opinion and analysis from his fellow posters here at the Planet. The Steelers are suddenly scoring 50 points per game.