CPD News: Body Found


Tuesday November 18, 2008
Cleveland , Ohio



Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the
Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption.

He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet
stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.