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    It's Clowns Week!!!

    CPD News: Body Found


    Tuesday November 18, 2008
    Cleveland , Ohio



    Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the
    Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

    The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
    consumption.

    He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet
    stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
    rectum.

    The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any
    unnecessary embarrassment.

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    Re: It's Clowns Week!!!

    I'm sure c0ckface won't be coming around these parts this year...
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    Re: It's Clowns Week!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Herewegosteelers!
    CPD News: Body Found


    Tuesday November 18, 2008
    Cleveland , Ohio



    Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the
    Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

    The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
    consumption.

    He was wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet
    stockings and a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his
    rectum.

    The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any
    unnecessary embarrassment.
    OMFG!!! That is funny!!!

    3:30 a.m. and I'm laughing uncontrollably...brilliant!!!

    Oh yeah...typical @$$Clown fan!!!
    Steelers...On The STAIRWAY TO SEVEN!!!
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    ASIAN... thanks, brotha!

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    Is it just me, or is this the most overlooked Browns game in a long time?

    It's funny because in the preseason so many experts were saying that it would be Cleveland winning the division. That's why they play the games I guess.

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    Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"

    Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post

    Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
    A. To Cleveland Browns stadium-they never get a touchdown there

    Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief

    Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill

    Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!!

    Q. What do the Browns and possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

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    Re: It's Clowns Week!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jigawatts
    Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"

    Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post

    Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
    A. To Cleveland Browns stadium-they never get a touchdown there

    Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief

    Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill

    Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!!

    Q. What do the Browns and possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road




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    Looks like the wheels have come completely off the double-wide up in Stainstown.

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8977 ... e?MSNHPHMA



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