Carry on!CPD News: Body Found
Tuesday December 09, 2008
Cleveland , Ohio
Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.
The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also
had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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