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    Received Via E-Mail Today

    CPD News: Body Found
    Tuesday December 09, 2008

    Cleveland , Ohio

    Cleveland Police have recovered the body of an adult male from the Cuyahoga River at 8:45 AM.

    The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was
    wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, black fishnet stockings and a red garter belt. He also
    had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

    The police thoughtfully removed the Browns jersey to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
    Carry on!
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    Thanks. I needed that this moring.

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    NICE!!!!
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    Re: Received Via E-Mail Today

    This has my official vote for thread of the year.

    ROFLMAO!

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    Any news on whether or not he had a shlong painted on his face? If he did then I may have an idea of who it is.

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    Any news on whether or not he had a shlong painted on his face? If he did then I may have an idea of who it is.
    ROFL. That is rich.

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    I got a text message yesterday that said, "Braylon Edwards was traded to the NYG's, so on
    New Years Eve he can go to Times Square and drop the ball."

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    Re: Received Via E-Mail Today

    I bet Brady Quinn is involved in this. He should be suspect #1.




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    Re: Received Via E-Mail Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Ozey74
    I bet Brady Quinn is involved in this. He should be suspect #1.




    Actually it revolved around Queen...but the victim was that nerdy lookin dude who Brady was feeling up. Prime suspect is Mr. Mustard that was last seen pictured with Queen as Mr. Ketchup. Crazy love triangle gone bad.
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    Re: Received Via E-Mail Today

    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Shiek
    Quote Originally Posted by Ozey74
    I bet Brady Quinn is involved in this. He should be suspect #1.




    Actually it revolved around Queen...but the victim was that nerdy lookin dude who Brady was feeling up. Prime suspect is Mr. Mustard that was last seen pictured with Queen as Mr. Ketchup. Crazy love triangle gone bad.
    Mr. Mustard is Brady's main squeeze.

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