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    Playoffs a Near Certainty

    I realize that no one has or should have an appetite for anything less than a division title, but unless we lose the rest of our games, we'll at least earn a ticket to the dance. Based on conference record, we win tie-breakers with Miami, New York, and New England (also got them on head to head) even if they win out. If we operate on the assumption that the home game against a Ken Dorsey-led Cleveland team is a guaranteed win, then we're in no matter what. The two seed is locked up with a win next week and we can still get it with a loss if we win the following week against the Titans even if Baltimore wins all their remaining games (remember the Stains are being counted as a win).

    I hope I'm not playing the role of Captain Obvious here, but I've been a little pensive about not making it it due to some freakish happenings down the stretch. I now have no worries at all and feel very comfortable that we'll earn a bye week with a win in the next two weeks.



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    "Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it."


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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.

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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.
    Yup...give 'em a good old fashioned punch in the mouth. Make them remember you, and they will dread having to see you again.

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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.
    Absolutely. We can't let the momentum of yesterday's game die in the STD capitol of America or with those pretenders in Nashville. Knowing that we have a margin of error just helps keep me from being a complete spaz.



    "I hate him. Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him..." "He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.

    "Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it."


    -Kris Jenkins on Warren Sapp

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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.
    Absolutely. We can't let the momentum of yesterday's game die in the STD capitol of America or with those pretenders in Nashville. Knowing that we have a margin of error just helps keep me from being a complete spaz.


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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.
    Absolutely. We can't let the momentum of yesterday's game die in the STD capitol of America or with those pretenders in Nashville. Knowing that we have a margin of error just helps keep me from being a complete spaz.


    I will not inquire about how you know this....
    I know stuff.

    Here's a nice little list of dubious achievements for the city of Baltimore:

    http://www.geocities.com/grantorino.geo/topten2001.htm

    Highlights include:

    Baltimore City is the STD Capital of the U.S. (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    1) Baltimore is the Heroin Capital of the country (Baltimore SUN, 2001)

    1) Maryland is the Robbery Capital of the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    1) Baltimore ranks #1 in Loss of it's City Population Base (US Census, 2001)

    1) Baltimore is rated #1 in the U.S. for reported cases of Early Latent Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    2) Baltimore City ranks #2 in the country for Robbery (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    2) Baltimore City is rated #2 in the U.S. for reported cases of Congenital Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    2) Baltimore is the 2nd Best Place in the nation for lesbians to live (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    3) Baltimore is the 3rd Most Kid Unfriendly City in the country (http://www.kidfriendlycities.org)

    3) Baltimore City is rated #3 in the country for reported cases of Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    3) Baltimore ranks #3 in the U.S. for reported cases of Gonorrhea (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    4) Baltimore is the 4th Most Dangerous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4 Maryland is the 4th Most Murderous State in the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City ranks #4 in the country for Aggravated Assault (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City is rated #4 in the country for reported cases of Chlamydia (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    4) Maryland has the 4th Worst AIDS rate in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)



    5) Five human corpses were found floating dead in Baltimore's Inner Harbor (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    6) Baltimore is the 6th Most Murderous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland is the 6th Most Dangerous State in the country (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland ranks 6th Worst in the nation for the birth of low birthweight babies (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Six of every 100 Baltimore City cops currently faces or have faced criminal charges (WBAL-TV, 2000)



    7) Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Area ranks #7 in Most Ozone Air Polluted Cities in the U.S. (http://www.lungsusa.com)



    "I hate him. Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him..." "He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.

    "Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it."


    -Kris Jenkins on Warren Sapp

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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.
    Absolutely. We can't let the momentum of yesterday's game die in the STD capitol of America or with those pretenders in Nashville. Knowing that we have a margin of error just helps keep me from being a complete spaz.


    I will not inquire about how you know this....
    I know stuff.

    Here's a nice little list of dubious achievements for the city of Baltimore:

    http://www.geocities.com/grantorino.geo/topten2001.htm

    Highlights include:

    Baltimore City is the STD Capital of the U.S. (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    1) Baltimore is the Heroin Capital of the country (Baltimore SUN, 2001)

    1) Maryland is the Robbery Capital of the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    1) Baltimore ranks #1 in Loss of it's City Population Base (US Census, 2001)

    1) Baltimore is rated #1 in the U.S. for reported cases of Early Latent Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    2) Baltimore City ranks #2 in the country for Robbery (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    2) Baltimore City is rated #2 in the U.S. for reported cases of Congenital Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    2) Baltimore is the 2nd Best Place in the nation for lesbians to live (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    3) Baltimore is the 3rd Most Kid Unfriendly City in the country (http://www.kidfriendlycities.org)

    3) Baltimore City is rated #3 in the country for reported cases of Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    3) Baltimore ranks #3 in the U.S. for reported cases of Gonorrhea (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    4) Baltimore is the 4th Most Dangerous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4 Maryland is the 4th Most Murderous State in the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City ranks #4 in the country for Aggravated Assault (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City is rated #4 in the country for reported cases of Chlamydia (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    4) Maryland has the 4th Worst AIDS rate in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)



    5) Five human corpses were found floating dead in Baltimore's Inner Harbor (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    6) Baltimore is the 6th Most Murderous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland is the 6th Most Dangerous State in the country (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland ranks 6th Worst in the nation for the birth of low birthweight babies (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Six of every 100 Baltimore City cops currently faces or have faced criminal charges (WBAL-TV, 2000)



    7) Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Area ranks #7 in Most Ozone Air Polluted Cities in the U.S. (http://www.lungsusa.com)

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Stlrz D is probably licking his chops at all this ammo to bring to the Raven board he visits. I'll save him the link. Truly great work, brother. Hell, I just might sign onto that board just post this industrial sized pimp slap.

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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.
    Absolutely. We can't let the momentum of yesterday's game die in the STD capitol of America or with those pretenders in Nashville. Knowing that we have a margin of error just helps keep me from being a complete spaz.


    I will not inquire about how you know this....
    I know stuff.

    Here's a nice little list of dubious achievements for the city of Baltimore:

    http://www.geocities.com/grantorino.geo/topten2001.htm

    Highlights include:

    Baltimore City is the STD Capital of the U.S. (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    1) Baltimore is the Heroin Capital of the country (Baltimore SUN, 2001)

    1) Maryland is the Robbery Capital of the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    1) Baltimore ranks #1 in Loss of it's City Population Base (US Census, 2001)

    1) Baltimore is rated #1 in the U.S. for reported cases of Early Latent Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    2) Baltimore City ranks #2 in the country for Robbery (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    2) Baltimore City is rated #2 in the U.S. for reported cases of Congenital Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    2) Baltimore is the 2nd Best Place in the nation for lesbians to live (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    3) Baltimore is the 3rd Most Kid Unfriendly City in the country (http://www.kidfriendlycities.org)

    3) Baltimore City is rated #3 in the country for reported cases of Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    3) Baltimore ranks #3 in the U.S. for reported cases of Gonorrhea (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    4) Baltimore is the 4th Most Dangerous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4 Maryland is the 4th Most Murderous State in the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City ranks #4 in the country for Aggravated Assault (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City is rated #4 in the country for reported cases of Chlamydia (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    4) Maryland has the 4th Worst AIDS rate in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)



    5) Five human corpses were found floating dead in Baltimore's Inner Harbor (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    6) Baltimore is the 6th Most Murderous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland is the 6th Most Dangerous State in the country (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland ranks 6th Worst in the nation for the birth of low birthweight babies (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Six of every 100 Baltimore City cops currently faces or have faced criminal charges (WBAL-TV, 2000)



    7) Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Area ranks #7 in Most Ozone Air Polluted Cities in the U.S. (http://www.lungsusa.com)

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Stlrz D is probably licking his chops at all this ammo to bring to the Raven board he visits. I'll save him the link. Truly great work, brother. Hell, I just might sign onto that board just post this industrial sized pimp slap.
    I like this one:

    One of every eight Baltimore residents is a drug addict (Baltimore SUN, 2001)

    9) Nine of every ten drug addicts in Baltimore is infected with Hepatitis C (Baltimore SUN, 2001)


    That's one infected population. Nearly everyone has an STD, AIDS, or Hepatitis.



    "I hate him. Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him..." "He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.

    "Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it."


    -Kris Jenkins on Warren Sapp

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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Quote Originally Posted by Flasteel
    Quote Originally Posted by ASIAN
    Agreed, but nothing would pleas me more if we ride this momentum wave and at least smack both the Ravens and the Titans. Call it psychological warfare, but I'd like to leave a scar of pain with our possible post season opponents.
    Absolutely. We can't let the momentum of yesterday's game die in the STD capitol of America or with those pretenders in Nashville. Knowing that we have a margin of error just helps keep me from being a complete spaz.


    I will not inquire about how you know this....
    I know stuff.

    Here's a nice little list of dubious achievements for the city of Baltimore:

    http://www.geocities.com/grantorino.geo/topten2001.htm

    Highlights include:

    Baltimore City is the STD Capital of the U.S. (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    1) Baltimore is the Heroin Capital of the country (Baltimore SUN, 2001)

    1) Maryland is the Robbery Capital of the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    1) Baltimore ranks #1 in Loss of it's City Population Base (US Census, 2001)

    1) Baltimore is rated #1 in the U.S. for reported cases of Early Latent Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    2) Baltimore City ranks #2 in the country for Robbery (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    2) Baltimore City is rated #2 in the U.S. for reported cases of Congenital Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    2) Baltimore is the 2nd Best Place in the nation for lesbians to live (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    3) Baltimore is the 3rd Most Kid Unfriendly City in the country (http://www.kidfriendlycities.org)

    3) Baltimore City is rated #3 in the country for reported cases of Syphilis (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    3) Baltimore ranks #3 in the U.S. for reported cases of Gonorrhea (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)



    4) Baltimore is the 4th Most Dangerous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4 Maryland is the 4th Most Murderous State in the nation (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City ranks #4 in the country for Aggravated Assault (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    4) Baltimore City is rated #4 in the country for reported cases of Chlamydia (CDC 2000 STD Surveillance Report)

    4) Maryland has the 4th Worst AIDS rate in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)



    5) Five human corpses were found floating dead in Baltimore's Inner Harbor (Baltimore SUN, 2001)



    6) Baltimore is the 6th Most Murderous City in the U.S. (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland is the 6th Most Dangerous State in the country (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Maryland ranks 6th Worst in the nation for the birth of low birthweight babies (http://www.morganquitno.com)

    6) Six of every 100 Baltimore City cops currently faces or have faced criminal charges (WBAL-TV, 2000)



    7) Baltimore-Washington Metropolitan Area ranks #7 in Most Ozone Air Polluted Cities in the U.S. (http://www.lungsusa.com)

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Stlrz D is probably licking his chops at all this ammo to bring to the Raven board he visits. I'll save him the link. Truly great work, brother. Hell, I just might sign onto that board just post this industrial sized pimp slap.


    I knew a lot of that stuff already.

    Remember, I lived there for 8 months! I'll leave it for you to post since I still have friends there (some of them are even Steelers fans) and I don't want to disrespect them.

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    Re: Playoffs a Near Certainty

    Quote Originally Posted by stlrz d



    I knew a lot of that stuff already.

    Remember, I lived there for 8 months! I'll leave it for you to post since I still have friends there (some of them are even Steelers fans) and I don't want to disrespect them.
    I lived in Maryland for about 6 months in 1999. It was the first time I was ever robbed.



    "I hate him. Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him..." "He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too.

    "Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it."


    -Kris Jenkins on Warren Sapp

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