Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfusking leaves in my motherfusking yard!
I have raked 3 fusking times now!
The first time wasn't too bad...a few dry leaves, nothing serious.
The second time it was a BIG fusking job!
The third time...just as fusking BIG!
The first time = teh suck. Raking leaves always = teh suck even if it isn't a big job.
The second fusking time (with wet leaves no less) = teh fusking suckier.
The third motherfusking time (wet leaves again) = teh motherfusking suckiest!
I'm putting a mob style contract out on these trees...any o' yous guys wanna go all Joe motherfusking Pesci like on 'em???