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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

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    Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.
    You Can't Do That on Television was awesome. Probably the first show I liked that my
    mom found absolutely disgusting.

    Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been
    wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube.

    Double Dare anyone?

    Always wanted to be on that and Wild and Crazy Kids.

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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Jigawatts
    Thanks for sparking some Danger Mouse memories. All existence of that show has been wiped from my memory until now. I'm going to have to watch some youtube.
    We have season 1 & 2 on DVD & my son freaks out when he hears his name on the show.

    Baron Silas Greenback



    ....son's names is Silas by the way, not Baron or Greenback.

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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoscott
    Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.
    I think it is great that Alanis Morissette was on "You Can't Do That On Television" as a kid.



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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoscott
    Good memory Jigga, that must have been during my San-toke-io years, do not recall that show at all. 'You cant do that on Television' and 'Danger Mouse' is all i remember from Nick.
    I think it is great that Alanis Morissette was on "You Can't Do That On Television" as a kid.



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    80's 1 Hit Wonder singer, Rockwell


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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

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    Rodney Peete, former NFL QB



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    LB Alfred Fincher



    I don't have a look a like...he just looks funny (No, I didn't photoshop this)

    So does P Ryan Plackemeier...

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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

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    I'll get it started.

    Ethan Albright



    Sorry to hijack the look a like thread, but when I saw Ethan Albright, this is all I thought of. Freakin hilarious. Enjoy:

    This is one of the funniest (and a bit vulgar) things Iíve read in a long time:

    To: John Madden
    CC: Electronic Arts Sports
    From: Ethan Albright
    Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden Ď07

    Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so Iíll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is f*cking b*ll**** and you should kiss my mother-f*cking a*s. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his a*s on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

    You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a f*cking 12. I rate you a f*cking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-everÖ except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery a*s a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-d*ck. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.

    Itís also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly s*it and pi*s myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. F*ck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod ďHe Hate MeĒ Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your a*s. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of s*it teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?


    I guess I just canít fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. F*ck, man, there are some s*itty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

    I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I donít crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, heíd look just like Jabba the Hut.

    John, you are such a f*cking d*ck. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a f*cking zero? So you feel that I shouldnít even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldnít even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my f*cking face. F*ck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

    Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). F*ck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Letís see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While Iím at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

    I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my a*s. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but Iím a f*cking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pu*sy-a*s f*ckwad that canít fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

    F*ck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you f*ck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

    Rot in He!l,

    Ethan Albright

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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

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    LB Alfred Fincher



    I don't have a look a like...he just looks funny (No, I didn't photoshop this)
    I couldn't figure this one out either. We'll just say he resembles a man with his head
    in a vice grip.

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    Re: Redskinds look-a-like thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Shiek


    LB Alfred Fincher



    I don't have a look a like...he just looks funny (No, I didn't photoshop this)
    I couldn't figure this one out either. We'll just say he resembles a man with his head
    in a vice grip.
    How about...?



    Sleeping with a vice grip on our head is one way to give yourself a Spongebob shaped head.

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