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    Joke of the Day?

    OK. Here is a really stupid one for all of the true geeks.

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    Because OCT(31) = DEC(25)

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    . OCT is an abbreviation for Octal which is base 8. Dec is an abbreviation for Decimal or Base 10 (which is how we normally count). In Base 8 the number 31 is equivalent to 25 in base 10. So it is a true formula. I told you it was geeky.
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    Re: Joke of the Day?

    Ummm...okay.

    You want geeky, though? Yesterday was mole day, in celebration of Avagadro's number, 6.02 X 10 to the 23rd power. 10/23. Get it? I know, it's awful. But I remember that ever since my high school chemistry teacher once threw us a Mole Day Party in Chemistry class on October 23rd.


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    Re: Joke of the Day?

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    Re: Joke of the Day?

    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher
    Ummm...okay.

    You want geeky, though? Yesterday was mole day, in celebration of Avagadro's number, 6.02 X 10 to the 23rd power. 10/23. Get it? I know, it's awful. But I remember that ever since my high school chemistry teacher once threw us a Mole Day Party in Chemistry class on October 23rd.
    CRAP!! I shouldn't have killed any rodents yesterday.

    I once knew a chemistry geek that had a license plate of PV NRT (The ideal gas law).
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    Re: Joke of the Day?

    I can't see images while at work. But based on the name (geeks.jpg), I won't be pleased. You have until 6:00 PM to change it, otherwise I will have a new photshop entry using that picture and you.




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    Re: Joke of the Day?

    Haha. Its only a Old Theater Marquee type of sign with "The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth" on it. So you can save your efforts...ha.
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    Re: Joke of the Day?

    I love the ultimatum though, that was freakin hilarious. "You better change it by the time I get home dammit!"
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    Re: Joke of the Day?

    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher
    Ummm...okay.

    You want geeky, though? Yesterday was mole day, in celebration of Avagadro's number, 6.02 X 10 to the 23rd power. 10/23. Get it? I know, it's awful. But I remember that ever since my high school chemistry teacher once threw us a Mole Day Party in Chemistry class on October 23rd.
    Mole Day...LOL. I haven't thought about that in 15 years. Nice.
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