I figured I would put out a full list of predictions so that when I get some of them wrong people can yell at me, but also to prove my fanhooddomthingyhicky.
Steelers win at least 9 games
That is 10-6 or 11-5.
Willie Parker will rush for 1200 yards and 8+ TDs
Ben will have a better season than last year: 3500 yards, 35+ TD, 12 INT
Harrison+Timmons+Woodley will combine for at least 26 sacks
The OL will give up less sacks than we get as a defense
Santonio Holmes will have 1089 receiving yards and 11 TDs
Hines Ward will have 920 yards receiving and 8-10 TDs
Rashard Mendenhall will score at least 8 total TDs.
The Steelers get PAST the first round playoff game
Ike Taylor actually holds on to 5-6 INTs
Our safeties will struggle and we'll really want to draft one next year
SMG will reveal that he is queerbait and that he likes it
queerbait will reveal that he has used gaybeardating
That * will lose 2 gams
The * will not make the super bowl
Cleveland will and always has sucked
The Bills OR Jets will make the playoffs and lose to the Steelers in round 1
Green Bay will be pizzed that they didnt keep Farve as they absolutely tank
Ocho Stinko will change his name to Chad IjustgotcutbecausemyattitudesucksandIamoverrated
Walmart will give its employees health benefits
BigBen2112 will be the best poster on all steeler messageboards
Those are the official predictions of The Ben.
Now bow in reverence.