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    Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Cowboys may be American's Team but The Steelers Are God's Team!!!!!!!!!

    For any of you that run accross Cowgirl fans.

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    Re: Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Quote Originally Posted by BURGH86STEEL
    Cowboys may be American's Team but The Steelers Are God's Team!!!!!!!!!

    For any of you that run accross Cowgirl fans.



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    Re: Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Does that make the Patriots Lucifer's team?

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    Re: Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Roger Staubach, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Cowboys flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Roger." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

    Staubach felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.

    It was a 3 story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steelers flag, and in every window was a Terrible Towel.

    Staubach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

    God* said, "So, what's your point Roger?"

    "Well, why does Bradshaw get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and said, "Roger, that's not Terry's house, it's mine."
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    Re: Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Quote Originally Posted by Scarletfire1970
    Does that make the Patriots Lucifer's team?
    The Browns are Golgothan's team (for any of you that have seen Dogma).


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    Re: Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarletfire1970
    Does that make the Patriots Lucifer's team?
    The Browns are Golgothan's team (for any of you that have seen Dogma).



    Man, Romeo Crennel looks rough lately.

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    Re: Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Quote Originally Posted by asiansteel
    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarletfire1970
    Does that make the Patriots Lucifer's team?
    The Browns are Golgothan's team (for any of you that have seen Dogma).



    Man, Romeo Crennel looks rough lately.

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    Re: Good metaphor I heard on the radio today

    Quote Originally Posted by asiansteel
    Quote Originally Posted by RuthlessBurgher
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarletfire1970
    Does that make the Patriots Lucifer's team?
    The Browns are Golgothan's team (for any of you that have seen Dogma).



    Man, Romeo Crennel looks rough lately.
    AA, that was a nose-spewing-on-keyboard post


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