I know this is like choosing what type of animal turd you would rather step into. But this is deep into the off season and topics of conversation are thin.

I pick the Browns.

I've been to Cincy way too many times for the Steelers/Bengals games, I hate their fans.
I hate Ray Lewis so no to the Ravens.

If you put Brady Quinn (eye for the straight guy) in as the starter in Cleveland, then I change my pick to the Ravens.