Quote Originally Posted by eniparadoxgma
Quote Originally Posted by rpmpit
That is awesome. Way to go, Tony!

But it brings up an interesting question. The guy he saved was a Chargers fan. So ok, let's say you're having dinner and start choking. The only one who comes to your assistance is TJ Dooshmanzada. Do you let him save your life or do you choke to death??

Hmmmm???
Hmm....

I think I'd let him save me.

Then, after I'd gotten myself together I would immediately drop-kick his ugly head straight off his shoulders and then yell "DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT THE TERRIBLE TOWEL, BIOTCH!!!" at his still shaking decapitated body.

I wouldn't drop-kick his head, I would use a samurai sword and lop the ugly thing off and then use a terrible towel to stuff the neck-stump... now that would be a pretty picture.