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    Facts to ponder about doctors....

    No offense to the doctors out there.... Purely entertainment only!......

    Facts To Ponder!

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

    (Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

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    Now think about this:

    Guns!

    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

    (Yes, that's 80 million...)

    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

    (Calculation) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188

    Statistics courtesy of FBI

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    So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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    Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

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    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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    Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by NKySteeler
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    NKy: We must ban YOU before YOU get completely out of hand!!!!! Oh crap...too late!!!
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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....



    I have seen this before but it's still funny.
    Trolls are people too.

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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.

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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by BIG FAN
    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.
    Today was a good day...I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    -IceCube (my hero)
    Trolls are people too.

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    Bengaltime
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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    That is disturbing when you think about it...

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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnMedGuy
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG FAN
    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.
    Today was a good day...I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    -IceCube (my hero)
    "Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health"
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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jigawatts
    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnMedGuy
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG FAN
    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.
    Today was a good day...I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    -IceCube (my hero)
    "Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health"


    Gotta love the Cube.
    Trolls are people too.

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    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bengaltime
    That is disturbing when you think about it...
    Not for me, because, I own a gun and I don't go to the doctor. The odds are in my favor to live longer!

    Pappy


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