Results 1 to 9 of 9

Thread: Facts to ponder about doctors....

  1. #1
    Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    3,113

    Facts to ponder about doctors....

    No offense to the doctors out there.... Purely entertainment only!......

    Facts To Ponder!

    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

    (Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Now think about this:

    Guns!

    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

    (Yes, that's 80 million...)

    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

    (Calculation) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188

    Statistics courtesy of FBI

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

  2. #2
    Pro Bowler
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Lakewood, Ohio: On the Stairway TO SEVEN!!!
    Posts
    1,625

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by NKySteeler
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

    We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    NKy: We must ban YOU before YOU get completely out of hand!!!!! Oh crap...too late!!!
    Steelers...On The STAIRWAY TO SEVEN!!!
    http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1...etsteelfk7.jpg
    ASIAN... thanks, brotha!

  3. #3

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....



    I have seen this before but it's still funny.

  4. #4
    BIG FAN
    Guest

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.

  5. #5

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by BIG FAN
    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.
    Today was a good day...I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    -IceCube (my hero)

  6. #6
    Bengaltime
    Guest

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    That is disturbing when you think about it...

  7. #7
    Pro Bowler Jigawatts's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Around The Way, OH
    Posts
    2,459

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnMedGuy
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG FAN
    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.
    Today was a good day...I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    -IceCube (my hero)
    "Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health"

  8. #8

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jigawatts
    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnMedGuy
    Quote Originally Posted by BIG FAN
    NKy,
    I know how you feel, thats wht I only go to Doctors who carry guns.
    Today was a good day...I didn't even have to use my A.K.
    -IceCube (my hero)
    "Cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health"


    Gotta love the Cube.

  9. #9
    Legend papillon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Under your bed
    Posts
    7,158

    Re: Facts to ponder about doctors....

    Quote Originally Posted by Bengaltime
    That is disturbing when you think about it...
    Not for me, because, I own a gun and I don't go to the doctor. The odds are in my favor to live longer!

    Pappy


    1.15) Ryan Shazier - ILB/OLB
    2.46) Stephon Tuitt - DE
    3.97) Dri Archer - RB
    4.118 ) Martavis Bryant - WR
    5.157) Shaquille Richardson - CB
    6.173) Wesley Johnson - OT
    6.192) Jordan Zumwalt - ILB
    7.215) Daniel McCullers - DT
    7.230) Rob Blanchflower - TE

    "Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it." -- Chuck Noll

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •