What's your pet peeve?

[fordfixer]

There is a guy at work that has an entire bag of chips with lunch everyday. We have different lunch times, and he eats at his cubicle while I am trying to work. He is crunching away with his mouth wide open, and I want to stab him in the ear with a pencil.

RuthlessBurger - Tell your cowoker that you know how he can get twice as many chips for the same amount of money. Then slam your hand down on his bag of chips crushing them. I know it sounds like a kidds prank and it is, but it'll make you feel better, if not then go ahead and stab him in the ear with your pencil

[Chadman]

Chadman HATES people that let you assume something is going to actually happen, but then just when you're all "Yeah" they pull it away from you....

Take, for example, oral sex....

[proudpittsburgher]

There is a guy at work that has an entire bag of chips with lunch everyday. We have different lunch times, and he eats at his cubicle while I am trying to work. He is crunching away with his mouth wide open, and I want to stab him in the ear with a pencil.

Without question, when I die and move on to the big Steelers house in the sky, my tombstone will read, "Chew with your friggen mouth closed, you hillbilly!"

[AngryAsian]

1) I hate having to talk to strangers in a work environment and not being able to focus on anything other than the booger hanging out of their nose and not being able to tell them to go pick it and come and talk to me when you are clean.

2) I hate when complain incessantly but their word for it is "venting."

3) I hate going up north, because wear too much clothing. The women in Florida are so minimally dressed that driving to work is great..... seeing women in spandex shorts and athletic bras, running and bouncing like the new boob smiley.

4) I hate the fact work has put a "No Internet" stricture and can't jump on the net and talk to you bozos late at night, like I've been used to for the last few years.

5) I hate its not preseason already.

6) I hate Jerry Jones, like a festering boil on my nether regions.

7) I hate the fact that I don't have Direct TV so thus I have to go somewhere that has the NFL ticket.

I hate people who wear dark sunglasses in doors... like at a club.

9) I hate dealing with family members who are so enraged by the fact that their loved one is on a ventilator in complete multi-organ failure whose medical history delineates that they are part of a growing geriatric population that arrived at this sad state in their life because of neglect..... maybe if you would of seen to it that your 88 year old mom wasn't living by herself, having no one looking in on her or taking her to Dr. appointments, she possibly would of had a better quality of life in her twilight years.... but now that she's in this condition you fly in from Hawaii ridden with guilt and remorse, and expect someone to tell you that a miracle is about to happen.... and when it doesn't you take it out on everybody.


...... more to come.

[Les 74]

[quote="ShawnMedGuy"]
5) Married sex: I did the math...I'm paying approximately 2200 bucks a lay. I mean I remember the good ole days when I could buy a girl a whopper and she would ride me til the wheels fell off.

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Oh.........my............God!!!!!This may be the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life!!!!

[stlrz d]

Slow drivers hanging in the left lane. Unless you are a cop it’s not up to you to decide how fast I drive…get the eff out of the way!

People who ask: Hot enough for you? or Cold enough for you? If you can’t think of a better way to start a conversation then you are NOT someone I want to talk to.

American Idol. And the people who talk about it incessantly. Enough said.

[MeetJoeGreene]

Slow drivers hanging in the left lane. Unless you are a cop it’s not up to you to decide how fast I drive…get the eff out of the way!

People who ask: Hot enough for you? or Cold enough for you? If you can’t think of a better way to start a conversation then you are NOT someone I want to talk to.

American Idol. And the people who talk about it incessantly. Enough said.

So much for my favorite American Idol moment thread....

[Shawn]

My pet peeve:

David Archuleta soooooo should have won AI.

I'm heart broken.

[MeetJoeGreene]

My pet peeve:

David Archuleta soooooo should have won AI.

I'm heart broken.

I can't stand Archie. I voted for David Cook all the way. About time a rocker won.

Chris Daughtry got screwed the year Taylor Hicks won.

[RuthlessBurgher]

You guys are all going to make stlrz d want to stab each of you in the ear with a pencil! The only thing worse for him would be if they they tried to do a blues-themed American Idol episode and brought on B.B. King to mentor them for a week. Can you imagine some 17 year old bubblegum pop girl trying to sing "The Thrill is Gone"?