Favorite All Time Movie Quotes

[MeetJoeGreene]

AS: That Snatch quote is classic. I always loved that one. Also one of my favorite movies...which I forgot to add to my list (among others).

That whole monologue that Bullet Tooth says is just absolute classic. One of my all time favorite movies and a buffet of quotes.


"So, ya lak dags?"

"Oh, you mean dogs. Yeah, I lak dags."

How could you see Brad Pitt's performance in that and his contrasting performance in Meet Joe Black and not think this guy is not one of Hollywood's premiere character actors. Its his curse to be as good-looking as he is, because the Hollywood critical community doesn't give him the recognition he deserves.

He was also really good in 12 Monkeys and Kalifornia. He is a good actor. Some people tell me that I look like him. You all can be the judge.


Here is a picture of Brad:




and here is me:

[stlrz d]

Butch: You ok?

Marsellus : Naw man. I'm pretty fu*kin' far from ok.

Another movie where I could just plug in the whole script.

[AngryAsian]

Had to put all of Bullet Tooth Tony's big speech from Snatch. One of my all time favorites:

"So, you're obviously the big dick, and that, on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are mincy little faggot balls. Your dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pu**y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pu**y, and have brought you two little faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pu**y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now...F**k Off"



BTW, MJG that pic of you is fargain so funny, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[BigLebowski]

Principal:"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

Billy Madison: "Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. "

[BigLebowski]

The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fu*k you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

The Big Lebowski

Christ...I should just put the entire Lebowski script in here...ca-lassic!

Ironically folks on the old board often asked about my moniker?

Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an a$$hole.
Walter Sobchak: All right then.

[Les 74]

Principal:"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

Billy Madison: "Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. "

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Great one right there!!!Here's ne of my faves:

"Where the white women at?"-Blazing Saddles

Gets me every time.

[MeetJoeGreene]

Principal:"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

Billy Madison: "Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine. "

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Great one right there!!!Here's ne of my faves:

"Where the white women at?"-Blazing Saddles

Gets me every time.

That is a great line. That and

"Its TWUE!!"

[stlrz d]

The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fu*k you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

The Big Lebowski

Christ...I should just put the entire Lebowski script in here...ca-lassic!

Ironically folks on the old board often asked about my moniker?

Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an a$$hole.
Walter Sobchak: All right then.

As soon as I saw your name I thought, "This is a guy who gets it".

Man, we could start a thread just on quotes from this awesome movie!

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death....

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fu*king Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the fu*k are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're fu*king Polish Catholic....

Walter Sobchak: What the fu*k are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....

Walter Sobchak: And you know this!

The Dude: Yeah, and five fu*king years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fu*king dog. Going to her fu*king synagogue. You're living in the fu*king past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FU*KING PAST!

[Ozey74]

From Wayne's World 2:

Honey Horne: So, would you like to have dinner one night?

Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.

[stlrz d]

What am I thinking...gotta have a Jack quote!

This one is from "As Good As It Gets"

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City sailor wanna hump-hump bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.