Favorite All Time Movie Quotes

[RuthlessBurgher]

"Yeah, my roommates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds."

[Les 74]

"Yeah, my roommates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds."

Funny as all heck!!!I should add that to my underrated list.

[RuthlessBurgher]

"Yeah, my roommates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds."

Funny as all heck!!!I should add that to my underrated list.

There are a lot of good ones from that movie, but most would need to be heavily censored. This one is plenty gross without the need for the "bad word" filter:

"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary."

[Les 74]

"Yeah, my roommates were talking about getting me a CB so I could talk to other car beds."

Funny as all heck!!!I should add that to my underrated list.

There are a lot of good ones from that movie, but most would need to be heavily censored. This one is plenty gross without the need for the "bad word" filter:

"Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary."

Yeah,I was thinking of quoting from that,but I didn't want to get banned for vulgar language.

[birtikidis]

yea i agree. Gainesville drives me nuts in particular because it is SO liberal. i can handle a little liberal, but damn this town is crazy!
i always wonder, why is prison such a priority? we should be getting to these people when they are still in school...

gainesville is liberal? thats very hard to believe even though its a college town. even though its florida thats kinda the deep south i always thought. florida's school system is a joke and its always in the bottom half of the 50 states on spending funds towards education. at least it was when i lived there

gainesville's nickname is "the berkley of the south"

[proudpittsburgher]

Let's get this thread goin again with a line from the classic, Johnny Dangerously

Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

[Jigawatts]

Just about any Gumpism you can think of. But my favorite line from that movie
that I like to randomly yell is, "I've gotta find Bubba!!!!"

[Jigawatts]

This is probably the greatest movie quote of all time:

Wooderson: “That's what I love about these high school girls; I get older
and they stay the same age.”