My buddy just told me Arron Hernandez will go to jail a tight end and come out a wide receiver.
New rumor, the police won't be able to get Hernandez on obstruction because NE's TEs don't block anything.
"I bet Aaron Hernandez keeps refreshing http://ESPN.com to see if he's been arrested yet." Seth Meyers
True cheatriot destroying evidence.
First he killed a guy, then he destroyed evidence, this is not funny.
Come on flip, there are perfect people in the world. They will not see the humor in this post. They will also let you know about it.
It's no different than after the NASA Challenger explosion, asking what color the astronauts' eyes were? They were blue. One blew this way, the other blew the other way. People with blue eyes died that day...tragic.
The more taboo the topic, the funnier it is sometimes. It's possible to laugh and feel bad about something simultaneously. At least that seems to blend well in my head.
Guys, my contribution was a Hernandez Haiku! just wasn't too good...let me try again...