Not sure if this article cracked anyone else up as much when they read it, but I picture Ngata lining up in a crane kicking position and Ilkin crapping himself on the sideline thinking "No can defense". And then Ilkin and the rest of the coaches pull out hand drums and show the world that, yes, the crane kick can be defended. And DD and Pouncey and crew start clobbering the Ravens with the hand drum immitation.
Roethlisberger bootleg left side...safe.
Roethlisberger bootleg right side...safe.
Roethlisberger stay in middle of pocket...squish, just like grape.