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I'm not opposed to all flies. I am opposed to dumb flies.
Yes we can.....get this fly off my face.
How'd Kennywood get out of my pants?
Daniel: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Obama-san: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel: Ever catch one?
Obama-san: Not yet.
"There's a fly on my face? This is all Bush's fault!"
[quote=Wallace108]"There's a fly on my face? This is all Bush's fault!"[/quote]
Awesome!!!
At least this fly still likes me
1. This fly's in the face of reality!
2. I'm not so sure about this aftershave Biden gave me ...
3. There goes the hygeine vote!
4. There, do you hear it? It's a Palin-Drone! :Boobs
5. I heard this job was going to be a picnic, but this is ridiculous!
[quote=SanAntonioSteelerFan]1. This fly's in the face of reality!
2. I'm not so sure about this aftershave Biden gave me ...
3. There goes the hygeine vote!
4. There, do you hear it? It's a Palin-Drone! :Boobs
5. I heard this job was going to be a picnic, but this is ridiculous![/quote]
I like 1 and 5 and you've inspired me to come up with a couple more....
6. Barak flies off the handle
7. Fly - Hey Barak. Don't swat me.
Barak - Biden is that you
Fly - Yep. Jeff Goldblum taught me this trick but I can't figure out how to get back
8. Barak is lookin fly in his new suit
9. Bzzzzzzzzzzz
10. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana, and Barak would like to get this fly off his face in time for his presser.
11. Lord of the Flies
12. To get this fly out of the white house, we need to get the trash out first.
[quote=flippy][quote=SanAntonioSteelerFan]1. This fly's in the face of reality!
2. I'm not so sure about this aftershave Biden gave me ...
3. There goes the hygeine vote!
4. There, do you hear it? It's a Palin-Drone! :Boobs
5. I heard this job was going to be a picnic, but this is ridiculous![/quote]
I like 1 and 5 and you've inspired me to come up with a couple more....
6. Barak flies off the handle
7. Fly - Hey Barak. Don't swat me.
Barak - Biden is that you
Fly - Yep. Jeff Goldblum taught me this trick but I can't figure out how to get back
8. Barak is lookin fly in his new suit
9. Bzzzzzzzzzzz
10. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana, and Barak would like to get this fly off his face in time for his presser.
11. Lord of the Flies
12. To get this fly out of the white house, we need to get the trash out first.[/quote]
I think #8 and #11 are the best efforts so far.
Here's my submission:
You attract more flies with bailout money than honey or vinegar.
Obama never thought all that TARP money would fly.
When Obama smoked weed, he'd fly as high as a kite
Obama flies to the defense of his healthcare bill
Obama's presidency flying by
Obama to Bette Midler - "You fly higher than an eagle"
Obama flies Over the Cuckcoo's Nest
Obama flies off the handle during speech
Barak's fly opened up
Barak gets hit in the face by a fly('s) ball
Obama's not typically a fly by the seat of your pants prez
The fly-ewww what did i just step in?
Soon this fly will be the only dinner Americans can afford.
[b]Fly[/b] (in best Jeff Goldblum voice): Help me, Help me!!
[b]Obama[/b]: Sorry about that Cheney, I guess the boys at NSA got a little carried away ...
Obama asks fly to resign
Obama's Sh!t Don't Stink; Fly Disagrees
Obama / Fly 2012
Obama to Palin: See, I'm not selling out all flies
Obama Supports Flies without Papers
Fly Angry with Obama - Likely Won't Be Able to Retire Until 70