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RuthlessBurgher
04-21-2013, 06:54 PM
We need another
Thread about Tyler Eifert.
Or ninety more threads.

Spinal stenosis
And poor forty time means we
Can draft Jarvis Jones?

Star Lotulelei
Couldn't work out at combine
But heart's okay now.

Jets get 13th pick
For Darrelle Revis, but he
Gets no guarantees.

Tavon Austin might
Go top ten, but he'd still be
Small on high school teams.

Honey Badger is
Just Tyrann now, but he's still
Just a mid-round pick.

Barkevious is
KeKe and Ezekiel
Is Ziggy. Dumb Names.

A Rambo jersey
Would be cool but we don't want
More off-field problems.

Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
Going catfishing.

We get an extra
Sixth round comp pick for a guy
Who's on our roster.

flippy
04-21-2013, 07:12 PM
We get an extra
Sixth round comp pick for a guy
Who's on our roster.

This would be a great
Haiku, but the problem is
It's a little Gay.

hawaiiansteel
04-21-2013, 07:56 PM
Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
Going catfishing.


Manti Te'o won't
be in New York for the Draft.
Internet dating.

flippy
04-21-2013, 09:17 PM
Another Haiku
About Eifert is in store
Draft this boy up sir

flippy
04-21-2013, 09:29 PM
Roethlisberger
Could barely fit that one in
Roethlisberger

MeetJoeGreene
04-21-2013, 09:31 PM
trade down in first round
get an extra mid round pick
lots of holes to fill

MeetJoeGreene
04-21-2013, 09:34 PM
please no lattimore
or others with injuries
including mauti.

MeetJoeGreene
04-21-2013, 09:36 PM
Roethlisberger
Could barely fit that one in
Roethlisberger
flip cant count to five
roethlisberger only four
major haiku fAil

hawaiiansteel
04-21-2013, 10:47 PM
Another Haiku
About Eifert is in store
Draft this boy up sir

Eifert in Round One
Guaranteed Super Bowl win
Go Tyler Eifert!

flippy
04-21-2013, 11:38 PM
flip cant count to five
roethlisberger only four
major haiku fAil

Now we got ku cops
I can't spell, ku, or type well
I'm in big trouble

You prefer teikei
But I did jiyuritsu
Get outside the box

Be careful with yours
Long vowels count as 2 morae
Follow Japan rules ;)

RuthlessBurgher
04-22-2013, 10:12 AM
flip cant count to five
roethlisberger only four
major haiku fAil

Ben Roethlisberger
Could barely fit that one in
Ben Roethlisberger