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hawaiiansteel
10-29-2011, 02:38 AM
More Fines

Friday, October 28, 2011
Posted by Eric

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Hey Steeler fans, Roger Goodell has graced us with more fines.

The all knowing, all powerful commissioner Roger Goodell decided that our beloved Ziggy Hood deserved a $7,500 for what amounts to nothing more but sissy slap fighting during a play against the Cardinals.

During a play, Ziggy and an offensive lineman where jocking for position when the two began, well, slapping each others hands. The little scuffle was deemed to be serious enough for a fine; WHAT? Is Goodell really that bored that he fined lineman for slapping at each other during a play? The key word here is DURING people.

I seriously think that Goodell is the biggest tool on the planet and should really consider removing whatever he has in his a$$ and stop the fines. The NFL has become a bigger joke than I ever could have imagined; this man makes 10 million dollars a year to do what?

He claims this hard line but is all over the board when it comes to punishments. Big Ben got a four games after his rape accusations while Donte Stallworth got one year for vehicular manslaughter and Aquib Talib wasn't suspended for his assault with a deadly weapon arrest.

I encourage everyone to email that douche, even though he probably can't read and has a secretary read his hate mail and send generic replies.

You can send him your thoughts here Roger.Goodell2@nfl.net

GO TO HELL GOODELL.

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D Rock
10-29-2011, 10:59 AM
wow

SanAntonioSteelerFan
10-29-2011, 11:46 AM
Come on people, you're jumping to conclusions without actually having seen the play itself. For all you know he may have been slapping hands with too much intensity, taking his opponent by surprise and causing a brief moment of alarm on his opponent's part.

Like it or not, it's important to make sure my good buddy Rodge, ... uh, I mean the NFL, puts rules in place to keep my Marcia* upright, uh... , I mean to preserve player safety.

Signed,

Bob K., uh, I mean STEELER FAN FOR LIFE!!

(where's the delete key on these iPhones??)

hawaiiansteel
10-29-2011, 01:58 PM
A Simple Question and Modest Proposal

by Homer J. on Oct 29, 2011


Homer sees where Lord God King Roger Goodell fined that bad man Robison of the Minnesota Vikings 20-thousand dollars for kicking that guy on the Vikings in his groin. Apparently, the Viking guy and his package were not injured.

That's twice what Goodell fined Troy Polamalu, for using a cell phone to tell his wife that he was okay - after Polamalu suffered a head injury and had concussion-like symptoms.

So, if it costs ten thousand dollars to talk to your wife, and twenty thousand to kick a Packer in his pecker, Homer wonders how much it would cost to kick Goodell in his junk.

As our friends at Mastercard point out, some things are simply priceless.

http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/20 ... #storyjump (http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/2011/10/29/2522449/a-simple-question-and-modest-proposal#storyjump)

SanAntonioSteelerFan
10-29-2011, 02:04 PM
A Simple Question and Modest Proposal

by Homer J. on Oct 29, 2011


Homer sees where Lord God King Roger Goodell fined that bad man Robison of the Minnesota Vikings 20-thousand dollars for kicking that guy on the Vikings in his groin. Apparently, the Viking guy and his package were not injured.

That's twice what Goodell fined Troy Polamalu, for using a cell phone to tell his wife that he was okay - after Polamalu suffered a head injury and had concussion-like symptoms.

So, if it costs ten thousand dollars to talk to your wife, and twenty thousand to kick a Packer in his pecker, Homer wonders how much it would cost to kick Goodell in his junk.

As our friends at Mastercard point out, some things are simply priceless.

http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/20 ... #storyjump (http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/2011/10/29/2522449/a-simple-question-and-modest-proposal#storyjump)

Does Homer mean WHILE talking to Goodell's wife, on HIS cell phone, or just a plain-jane JK ("Junk Kick")? :lol: :lol:

Discipline of Steel
10-29-2011, 02:37 PM
You are all mistaken. No Goodell has a vagina.

pittpete
10-29-2011, 03:29 PM
Roger has a mangina,
Roger has a mangina!!

Chavezz
10-29-2011, 09:21 PM
Does anyone remember the play that he was fined on? I don't recall seeing anything with Ziggy.