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Discipline of Steel
09-28-2011, 07:42 PM
I guess he thought it was time to forget about GQ and focus on football...Why else would he make such a DRASTIC move?

I remember when i was really worried about my hair in middle school. I would buy hair spray (The Dry Look) and grew it kind of long. Now i dont mess with it for fear it will fall out hahaha

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2 ... s-his-hair (http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2011-09-28/following-four-interception-loss-to-the-bills-tom-brady-cuts-his-hair)

Following four-interception loss to the Bills, Tom Brady cuts his hair

The long locks of Tom Brady are no more. After the four-interception performance against the Bills in Week 3, Brady cut his hair and debuted the new look at a news conference on Wednesday.

09-28-2011, 07:56 PM
So The Princess is supertitious.

Who knew...?

09-28-2011, 08:04 PM
good, now when we play against the Cheaters we don't have to worry about Armpit Jr. asking his Dad, "Why do the Pats* have a girl playing for them??" :D

09-29-2011, 10:07 AM
Obit: Tom Brady's Long Hair 2009 - 2011
Posted by Christopher Muther September 28, 2011 01:30 PM

Tom Bradys long hair passed away on Monday after brief but controversial life widely chronicled in gossip columns and the sports press. It was 2 years old.

The death was visually confirmed at a New England Patriots press conference earlier today when Brady appeared before reporters wearing a baseball cap, his chestnut hair closely cropped around the sides. His longtime Newbury Street stylist, Pini Swissa, told a reporter that the QBs long locks were cut down in their prime on Monday.

Born in Foxborough in 2009, Bradys flowing hair went on to achieve international stardom, becoming an object of adoration for some and abhorrence for others.

Shortly after its birth, Tom Bradys Long Hair (known to family and friends as TBLH) drew attention for its spunky personality and ability to excite and incite fans of the Patriots. The flowing locks at one time reached No. 12s shoulders. More recently, TBLH was bobbed to around chin length and seemed a bit more auburn than usual, a byproduct perhaps of summer sun and stress over the NFL lockout, now passed.

Initially accused of impersonating Canadian teen heartthrob Justin Bieber, TBLH soon developed its own rambunctious persona, growing at a rapid clip, and even traveling to Rio de Janeiro last year and disguising itself as a ponytail to evade paparazzi. Fans could not stop talking about it, at one point speculating that the Prince Valiant-like hairdo was a misguided attempt to cover an incipient thinning of his hair. Such rumors have never be confirmed.

Many observers have attempted to determine the birth mother of TBLH, hypothesizing that the guiding influence behind it was Bradys wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, well-known for her own flowing tresses. The hair also is rumored to have used its influence to get former Patriot Randy Moss traded after the receiver reportedly claimed that TBLH made Brady look like a girl.

TBLH is survived, of course, by the newly shorn Brady, the QBs wife Bundchen, and several lucrative endorsement deals including one for Ugg Australia, famous for its line of shaggy boots. In lieu of flowers, the family is asking that contributions be made to the Vidal Sassoon and Aveda lines of hair conditioners.